rub a dub dub, just relaxing in the tub, thinking every thing was all right [demon slaying 025]

[rev_it_up]

[accidental voice post, there's the sound of water running. Ah, showers. Showers are good. Showers are awesome. Showers are--]

WHAT THE FUCK?![Showers are hot! WAY TOO FUCKING HOT. And here's Nero, getting the fuck out of dodge, and STOMPING HIS WAY INTO THE KITCHEN 90% naked and dripping water. Thank god for towels. Even if they are remarkably

Comments

[concept_killer]

Someone flush the toilet?

voice;

[rev_it_up]

I'M GONNA FLUSH YOUR FACE.

voice;

[concept_killer]

I was looking to find someone who did face work. I didn't know it was going to be a guy.

Re: voice;

[rev_it_up]

I AM NOT TOUCHING YOU WITH A TEN FOOT POLE.

voice;

[concept_killer]

You offered first.

Re: voice;

[rev_it_up]

THAT WAS A THREAT, NOT AN OFFER.

voice;

[concept_killer]

What about that ten foot pole business?

[rev_it_up]

askjas;fasf;fasfask;jhaskahfjasa;sfas d

YOU.

[concept_killer]

Me.

[rev_it_up]

... CAN YOU JUST GO LIKE

DIE IN A FIRE

OR SOMETHING?!

[concept_killer]

That would be too much like dying in burning water. I prefer originality.

[rev_it_up]

Then I will fucking throw you into orbit and you'll asphyxiate from lack of oxygen and possibly explode.

How's that.

[concept_killer]

I would say that's original but I'd burn up on the way to space. Still lacking a little.

[rev_it_up]

Well it's not like I care enough to do anything to you anyways. You're like twelve. And human.

[concept_killer]

Seventeen. And there is nothing wrong with humans.

[rev_it_up]

I didn't say there was. But I'm a demon hunter. Humans are off limits.