rub a dub dub, just relaxing in the tub, thinking every thing was all right [demon slaying 025]

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[accidental voice post, there's the sound of water running. Ah, showers. Showers are good. Showers are awesome. Showers are--]

WHAT THE FUCK?![Showers are hot! WAY TOO FUCKING HOT. And here's Nero, getting the fuck out of dodge, and STOMPING HIS WAY INTO THE KITCHEN 90% naked and dripping water. Thank god for towels. Even if they are remarkably

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Was it you?!

voice;

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OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SUCK IT UP.

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[AND THIS IS NERO REALIZING HAY I'M IN A TOWEL] and ... grabbing his coat. Yes. He's now wearing a towel. And a coat. Somewhere, the cast of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is laughing, and it's at him.]

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[FUCKING HAVE THAT DISH TOWEL BACK U BITCH.]

JUST-- FOR GOD'S SAKE--!!

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[HOLY FUCK IS THAT A BEATER TO THE FACE WHY DOES GOD HATE HIM?!]

THIS IS THE PERFECT FUCKING TIME TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE LORD WHY ARE YOU THROWING SHIT AT ME?!

[Throws it back. .... aaaand hits Abel. Because his aim? not so good right now.]

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[whofelltoearth]

[Not that he isn't used to it but there is shit in his hair, when he was just innocently smirking and eating his dinner!]

What was that for, you depraved lummox?! Idiotic jock!

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[Now begs the question. WHO THE FUCK DOES HE REACT TO FIRST.

Abel. Abel's safe. Nero stalks over to him and SMACKS HIM UPSIDE THE BACK OF THE HEAD.]

Depraved lummox? WHO GOT YOU OUT OF JAIL, YOU JERKWAD?

[And then Esther's comment hits him and he splutters, chokes and starts coughing like he's got a lung of poison gas.]

Wh-wha--WHAT?!!?

[theotokos]

[NEVERMIND LADY IS DOING THE SAME THING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM!]

ESTHER.

[theotokos]

I'M NOT LEAVING THIS FUCKING CORNER UNTIL THERE IS NO LONGER A NAKED MAN IN FRONT OF US.