Take the red pill, or the blue pill... [demon slaying 016]

[rev_it_up]

Got a question.

Why aren't there more people trying to bust outta this place? Seriously, is there something in the water supply? We're TRAPPED in a City that we can't LEAVE except by the whim of some psuedo-psychopathic divine whateverthehells and why are so many people okay with this?

Christ, why am I okay with this?!

Ten bucks on alien mind

Comments

[theenviousone]

You missed the part where it's harder to leave the more you look for a way out.

[rev_it_up]

And you missed the part where you annoy me.

Besides, complacency? That's freakin' near letting them win. No thanks.

[theenviousone]

Why do you think I keep on talking to you?

Doesn't sound like you've got a better idea anyway.

[rev_it_up]

Because you were dropped on your head as a wee homonculii? Hell if I know.

Oh yes, because I'm so very likely to divulge my ideas to someone I. Can't. Stand. BRILLIANT. Standing ovation.

[theenviousone]

Because. It. Annoys. You. Try and keep up.

More like you don't have any ideas and you're just running your mouth off.

[rev_it_up]

So if I suddenly decide that we're BFF, you'll go the hell away? Awesome. HEY YOU THINGY-I-CAN'T-REMEMBER-THE-NAME-OF. Let's go paint the town!

You'd like to think that, wouldn't you.

[theenviousone]

If you think we're friends it means we should spend even more time talking, right? And you can't remember my name because I never gave it to you.

Quite sure of it, actually. Not like I care. Worst case, you get yourself killed a couple of times.

Wait, did I say worst case? I meant best.

[rev_it_up]

Not just friends, pal, best friends. Get your facts straight you mincing, dicey little wafflecock.

Ooh, death. Wow, never been threatened with that before. You'll have to excuse me, I left my 'generically fearful reply' in my other pants. Back on my world.

[theenviousone]

Not giving off a 'best friend' feeling, you know.

Not a threat. Just thought it would be funny. You know, if by looking for a way out you end up in a condition that means you can never leave.

he uses the heart icon because he carez.

[rev_it_up]

I'm one of those abusive best friends. But admitting I've got a problem's the first step to fixing it, right?

Che', they'd try.

Aww, you made Envy blush.

[theenviousone]

How about I help you with that?

So sure they wouldn't succeed?

[rev_it_up]

Does this help involve staying as far away from me as possible?

Yeah, actually.

[theenviousone]

No. That would be too easy.

[rev_it_up]

Worth a shot.