the devil drives [demon slaying 006]

[rev_it_up]

I hate to say it, but most of you (aka: the ones who aren't the bad kind of batshit) sound like you need a hug.

SUFFICE TO FUCKING SAY you won't be getting one from me.

I hear trees are good for that sort of thing, though. Have at.

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[sohappyforyou]

I'll give them hugs!

[rev_it_up]

That doesn't surprise me, actually.

[sohappyforyou]

You can get one too!

[rev_it_up]

No.

[sohappyforyou]

Yes.

[rev_it_up]

If this is going to turn into another long winded spiel about how I need more friends and hugging is the way to friendship!! I can and will lock you in a room beat you with a newspaper--

... Ignore you.

[sohappyforyou]

Don't be so mean, Nero! It's for your happiness!

[rev_it_up]

I am happy as a clam, Atora.

[sohappyforyou]

Liar.

You and Lady are horrible liars.

[rev_it_up]

I'M NOT LYING. I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE.

[sohappyforyou]

Liar.

[rev_it_up]

I HAVE NO FUCKING REASON TO LIE!

[sohappyforyou]

Your ego.

[rev_it_up]

I don't need to lie for the sake of my EGO.

I don't give a shit about anybody's opinion except Kyrie's. That doesn't make me a liar. It makes me selective.

[sohappyforyou]

Don't speak to me that way. Do you want Raizou to sit on you again?

[rev_it_up]

THEN STOP BUTTING YOUR NOSE WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG, ATORA. Jesus H Christ.