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I'm at my moms in Huntsville..I will be here all week...so ill be doing some messed up stuff. Today i did really nothing except sleep in because i stayed up all night last night for no freaking reason at all. If anyone is reading this go see "Frailty" it is a movie in 2001 if you havent seen it. I got it at wal mart for $4.50 and it is one of my favorite movies...it wasnt the first time ive seen it though. Yesterday i got back from my grandparents and i got a rabbit with one of those old fashioned box traps...its black and i have it here at my moms house...i dont know why im telling you this but its just funny to me...my mom is going to make me let it go in a couple of days if i dont find someone to give it to.I didnt know rabbits make so much noise it was yelling and making these high pitched ass noises at 330 in the morning. I guess it was kind of bad that i took it away from its home but oh well my life isnt perfect either. It doesnt bite or anything so if anyone wants it ill sell it to you for the highest bidder.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None." replied Johnny,"'cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None." replied Johnny,"'cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."