A veritable excuse.

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Today a friend of mine, a gentleman said this,
"Two days ago last week I went to take a piss,
Unbuckled my belt, unzipped my zip,
Let fall out my little prick."

"I think I am now far too old,
For this water is getting cold,
I finnished up and dried the tip
put away my little prick"

I told the girl in the next room,
and she began to swoon,
she looked at me, with glee,
and asked excited, "May I see?"

So, I'm sorry I'm late
for our fridays date
Our coffee is on me.