It's K-Fed, y'all!
Ya know, I find many things in this life entertaining. Many things that others may not, since I widely admit to having an odd sense of humor.
And then there's the things that I'm sure everyone finds amusing.
But hear me now, I have discovered the one thing that would make your kid brother and your 80 year old grandma piss their pants with laughter...
...Kevin Federline has recorded a rap album.
I know, take a minute. Laugh. Lemme know when you're through.
Good? Eh, I know, you're still dying (I am too), so I'll just continue.
The only thing sillier than Mr. Spears recording a rap album is that he's actually going to release it. Yes, to the public. I had the misfortune of running across a sample of this "new release", and it sent me into such hysterics that my neighbors called the cops. Lucky for me, the police busted through my door, heard "Y'all Ain't Ready" blarring on my computer, and joined in the laugh-fest.
Now, put aside the fact that Federline is in serious need of some personal hygene...oh damn, who are we kidding - he needs to be hosed down with a powerwasher. And try to put aside the reality that he's banged up anything with boobs and a bank account or how much you feel for his poor offspring, and try you're best to hear the music for what it is.
Crap. Grade A shee-it.
I mean, is this guy effin' kidding me? I think he spent the entire music clip trying to find the beat, only to leave the listener exhausted from screaming at the radio saying, "There! Sing now!....wait, no....ok, go!...no!"
Sadly, apart from turning oxygen into carbon minoxide, it still a mystery as to what Kevin's talent[s] are....
Check out his website, yo. It's truly bad ass. Alright, more like just bad. Oh, and he has a myspace, peeps! Read his comments, I found myself wanting to high-five more than a handful of brave, honest souls.
Yes folks, this truly makes me giddy. Many, MANY laughs and commentaries to come.