LOL DINOS AND JOURNALS

Oct 07, 2009 21:31

billyprior wrote me an essay.



I LOVE DINSAURS AND THEY ARE VERY TALL AND THEY EAT PEOPLE SAT ON TOILETS OR SO JURASSIC PARK TOLD ME! I FEEL JURASSIC PARK IS AN ACCURATE REPRESEMNTATION OF HOW DINOSAUR TIMES WORKED ALTHOUGH IT WAS PROBABLY A LITTLE HOTTER AND I WOULD PROBABLY BE LESS DRUNK UNLESS I MADE MY OWN DISTILLERY FROM VINES AND T REX POOP

i said i was putting it in my journal

OMG IN A JOURNAL LIKE A SCIENCE JOURNAL RIGHT THAT PEOPLE WILL READ IN LIBRARIES BECAUSE YOU KNOW I HAVE A LOT OF SCIENCE BASED OPINIONS THAT ALL COME FROM WHAT I HAVE LEARNT FROM FILMS. LIKE DID YOU KNOW IF YOU GO 88 MILES AN HOUR WHILE BURNING GARBAGE YOU GO BACK IN TIME? I KNOW! I WAS TOTALLY SHOCKED TOO!

and then I said that historians will be in awe of his genius.

AWESOME!!!!!!! YOU KNOW I HAD A WHOLE TIME LINE FOR HISTORY PLOTTED OUT ONCE THAT INCLUDED LIKE DINOSAUR TIMES, EGYPTIAN TIMES, KING ARTHUR, JESUS & ROBIN HOOD TIMES AND I FEEL LIKE IT WAS THE MOST ACCURATE TIME LINE OF OUR PLANETS HISTORY BUT I DUNNO WHERE I PUT IT :-/ ITS PROBABLY UNDER MY BED SOMEWHERE

ILH, JS.
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