Worst Band Names: 2009
The Onion A.V. Club's list of Worst/Funniest/Oddest Band Names of 2009 is up! Link contains some NSFW material, but the problem is more likely to be that your sounds of laughter and disbelief will distract co-workers from no doubt very important tasks.
Highlights include:
* Moth!Fight!
(I kind of want to hear this band. I'm imagining all insect-themed thrash metal tunes.)
* Predominant Moritification
(On what planet do either of these two words make for a good band name? But together, it's a certain kind of genius!)
* Rebels Without Applause
(If they do James Dean tribute music, then it's all good.)
* Baby Got Bacteria
(Maybe they're a bunch of epidemiologists with too much time on their hands and secret dreams of hip hop stardom??)
* We Must Dismantle All This
(To the tune of "As Time Goes By": We must dismantle all this, the music's hit or miss, the hype is do or die; the world will always welcome weird bands, as the 'net goes by. OK, that only sort of worked, but the name itself only sort of works.)
Highlights include:
* Moth!Fight!
(I kind of want to hear this band. I'm imagining all insect-themed thrash metal tunes.)
* Predominant Moritification
(On what planet do either of these two words make for a good band name? But together, it's a certain kind of genius!)
* Rebels Without Applause
(If they do James Dean tribute music, then it's all good.)
* Baby Got Bacteria
(Maybe they're a bunch of epidemiologists with too much time on their hands and secret dreams of hip hop stardom??)
* We Must Dismantle All This
(To the tune of "As Time Goes By": We must dismantle all this, the music's hit or miss, the hype is do or die; the world will always welcome weird bands, as the 'net goes by. OK, that only sort of worked, but the name itself only sort of works.)