Feb 19, 2011 00:27
[The video is accidentally jostled on when something begins chewing on it aimlessly. The audience is treated to a thirty-second footage of the inside of a baby kangaskhan's mouth before it decides that the odd metallic thing is entirely too solid to be palatable. Even then, the video screen is more or less covered in drool as it spins around and around while the baby pokemon examines it from all angles, beady little eyes intelligent and utterly incomprehending.
Out of the corner of the screen, there is an arm flailing. It appears to be sticking out from the pouch of what looks to be the pouch of the kangaskhan that the baby's currently inhabiting.
A head pokes out, gasps.
Nai looks positively terrified.
There is a strangled whimper as the little boy flails his arms some in some sort of a desperate swimming motion. But before his mouth could form a coherent plea for help, there is a rumbling sound that hums faintly of disapproval.
The mother kangaskhan shoves his head back into the pouch, and, satisfied, begins waddling off contently.]
he is failing,
/scream,
he doesn't know what to do,
help meeeeee,
petrified like the best of them,
garekiiiiiii,
he doesn't get it,
oh gods help,
!video,
protective kangaskhans,
this isn't late,
ahhhhhhhh,
he just doesn't get it,
help,
awkward swimming motions,
!action,
so freakin terrified,
chewing on the gear,
+new bark town