Current State Meme
Hi, my name is: Matt
But you can call me: Beautiful
Never in my life have I: Fantasized about having sex on the back of a camel.
The one person who can drive me nuts is: Living with me
My high school was: Cloverleaf High School
When I’m nervous I: Retreat
The last song I listened to was: Depeche Mode-But Not Tonight
If I were to get married right now it would be to: My right hand
My hair is: Almost completely gone, what little is left is getting greyer by the day
When I was 4 I was: Probably a little shit, like most kids are.
Last Christmas: Was almost a year ago.
I should be: doing some work.
When I look down I see: Brown Crocs, hideous carpet, and my belly.
The happiest recent event was: Catching up with old friends and relatives in Sydney
If I were a character on ‘Friends’: I’d shoot myself
By this time next year: I hope to own my own home.
My current gripe is: people always think that they have to prove to me that mankind NEEDS to eat meat.
I have a hard time understanding: People who breed with abandon, and then expect the rest of the world to pay for their little darlings. If you can’t afford t feed them, this is my concern???
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: Depends on what the award was for.
I want to buy: A house
Where do you plan to visit: Um…..no plans on the immediate horizon.
If you spent the night at my house: You’d either be on the couch, a cot or the floor, unless you wanted to brave the mosquitos that would devour you in the hammock outside.
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: Books
Most recent thing someone else bought me: Fruit of the Looms
My middle name is: Wayne
In the morning I have to: wake up.
Last night I was: Asleep
There’s this guy I know who is: A straight married cross-dresser
who wants to get in my pants. How straight is that?
If I was an animal I’d be: A pirhana
A better name for me would be: Wayne Matthews
Tomorrow I am: Going to a Queer Karaoke Farewell Party.
Tonight I am: Hoping to remember to pay Papa Bear
My birthday is: just another day.
You got this from: Kirk