Planetnik Awesomesauce Challenge 1.1
Last time:
I introduced you to Sky, our founder who found himself with a cat and caught between two pretty ladies- but it was Alani that accepted his proposal had gave him a daughter named Apricot
It’s the big day!
And yes, Sky invited Oriole..
Sky:
She’s totally eyefucking him..
Sky: “This is uncomfortable..I’m just going to ignore her until she leaves.”
Oriole: “Can you feel my eyesex?”
Sky:
Oriole: “Why won’t you let me love you?!”
So, the house was kinda crowded and Sky had trouble getting out- took him so long that he missed his own wedding!
Sky: “Err..hey babe, sorry for being late.”
Alani: “You left me standing at the alter- I have never been so humiliated!”
Alani: “Oh shit!”
Alani :” Look at me! I got wrinkles and grey hair because of you! You ruined what was supposed to be the most beautiful night of my life!”
Oriole: “How dare you talk to him like that! He’s a very nice man!”
Alani: “It’s obvious to me that I can’t depend on you, so I’m done.”
Sky: “You’re done? You mean we’re finished for good?”
Sky: “But, why?! Can’t we just-“
Alani: “Sky, don’t make this harder than it already is!”
Alani: “I need somebody I can depend on, and you aren’t that somebody.”
And with that, Alani left :(
Oriole: “Are you alright?”
Sky: “Oh, you’re still here? I thought everyone went home.”
Oriole: “I stayed to see if you’re okay.”
Sky: “Thank you.”
Oriole: “I’ll always be here for you.”
Sky: “Oriole…”
Oriole: “Sky?!?”
Sky: “Why don’t we get married?”
Oriole: ‘Are you crazy?!”
Sky: “Maybe. But I’m hoping you’re as crazy as me.”
Oriole: “Yes- yes!”
Oriole moved in and got a makeover
Her traits are: Absentminded, clumsy, easily impressed, kleptomaniac, lucky
She’s actually a great step mom to Apricot
Although I think she’s a bit cray-cray
Sky: “I’m heartbroken that Alani left me, but I’m so in love with Oriole..so many emotions at once I don’t know how to express them!”
Baby!!!
Sky: “I’m so excited for cake!!!..oh, and my daughter’s birthday..”
OMG!! SO CUTE!!!!!!!
Sky: “Alani how dare you call me only days after breaking my heart! But yes, I would love to come to your housewarming party.”
Oriole: “Oh, I didn’t realize this was a costume party- I’m loving your Miss Havisham costume.”
Dayum gurl..dem wrinkles D:
Alani: “Who invited the troll?!”
Oriole: “I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear that. And I’ll just quietly plot my revenge..”
Oriole: “Wanna make Alani over flow with jealously?”
Sky: “I’m listening..”
Oriole: “Lets do it in her bed.”
Sky: “B-b-but she’ll be furious!!”
Oriole: “Oh, so sorry- I thought this was the smoosh room.”
Alani: “Get out! I’m trying to pee!!”
Oriole: “I’m so sorry- you must be terribly embarrassed.”
Oriole: “I know I would be if my vagina looked like that..”
Alani: “But what’s wrong with my vagina?”
Oriole: “Oh, I’m sure its nothing that a little plastic surgery couldn’t fix.”
After that they were asked to leave the party- good job guys!
Alani: “And then she made fun of my vagina!”
Olduglydude: “Oh…that’s…..unfortunate.”
So cute <3 I really have to stop myself from taking millions of screenshots of Sky- he always looks pretty. He's like the ridiciously photogenic guy!
More cute babies on the way!
Cobalt: “Hey, your mate is in labour. Hey, hey, hey…get up.”
You tried
Meet Tangerine!
He’s excitable and easily impressed
I felt it was time to get another cat- her name is Periwinkle
Cobalt: “Dayum…dat ass.”
Anyway- thank you to everyone who reads this and for my followers who have been patiently waiting- thank you so, so, so much <3