MACADAMIA NUUUUUUTS!
HAH okay so the guy who quit my office the day before I thought I was gonna get fired was this guy named Eric. He was a creep. But besides the point, he left his company phone here after he quit (duh it's the company phone). So we hired a new guy and my coworker was assigned to go through the voicemails in Eric's phone and empty them so that it wouldn't be full (he never answered his phone). When checking the messages, Joe came across one that went like this:
"Hey Eric, it's .... Listen I was just wondering if you could stop by for breakfast...I'm uh...out of DONUTS"
whatever code word donuts is, we're pretty sure it was drugs.
then this morning, my boss had Eric's phone and he gets a call:
"MACADAAAAAMIA NUUUUTS!!!!"
"Um...this isn't Eric"
"OH! sorry dude..."
'click'
ah drug dealing in a small-time office. how sitcom of us...
"Hey Eric, it's .... Listen I was just wondering if you could stop by for breakfast...I'm uh...out of DONUTS"
whatever code word donuts is, we're pretty sure it was drugs.
then this morning, my boss had Eric's phone and he gets a call:
"MACADAAAAAMIA NUUUUTS!!!!"
"Um...this isn't Eric"
"OH! sorry dude..."
'click'
ah drug dealing in a small-time office. how sitcom of us...