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here's a good reason not to go to iraq
these things fucking exist - that's two of them together
they can jump more incredible distances than most professional athletes - they have to be able to jump onto a camel's stomach
they inject you with anesthesia so you don't feel them EATING YOU
oh my god i'm gonna throw up
and i'm hella bored doing time in this goddamned prison of a language lab
gag me with a crowbar
these things fucking exist - that's two of them together
they can jump more incredible distances than most professional athletes - they have to be able to jump onto a camel's stomach
they inject you with anesthesia so you don't feel them EATING YOU
oh my god i'm gonna throw up
and i'm hella bored doing time in this goddamned prison of a language lab
gag me with a crowbar