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Your Name/Alias: Chash
Age: 20
Character: Anya Jenkins (Wiki)
Series: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Wiki)
Character Age: 18 (directly before season four)
Canon: Anya was born in 860 and lived a normal life until her boyfriend cheated on her and she became the vengeance demon Anyaka who punished other men who did the same. Then she tried to punish Xander for cheating on Cordelia, got beaten by Buffy, and ended up losing her powers. After that she turned back into a human and hung around Sunnydale under the name "Anya Jenkins." She also went to prom with Xander, whom she grew fond of. Personalitywise, Anya is very blunt, especially with sexual things, quite guible, and talks a good fight without actually fighting a good fight. At this point in canon, she's very selfish, as evidenced by the fact that she fled Sunnydale to avoid the demonic ascention that Buffy was fighting instead of trying to help. She is absolutely terrified of bunnies.
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You know what? I've only been here for six minutes and I'm already sick and tired of hearing you people complain about this place. You think this is an untold hell dimension? You don't know anything about untold hell dimensions. For one thing, they're pinker. Also, they don't come with these neat typing things Willow likes. Look, I put in words, and then they're there, on the screen. And later, I'm going to use it to look for pornography. I've heard they're very good at finding pornography.
But enough about you people, let's talk about me. My name is Anya Jenkins, and I grew up in a very normal town in Indiana with very normal parents and very normal pets. Probably a little cat. With fur and ears and a tail, not one of those weird cats that looks like it's been shaved. I knew a dem--butcher once who shaved cats. Very disreputable fellow, a little too fond of the--Anyway. I'm here looking for Xander Harris. We went to prom together, and then he didn't call me and I think he might've been killed in a catastrophic explosion. Has anyone seen him? Or even just part of him. I don't really need the whole Xander, just his arm or his leg or his penis.
No? Fine. I can see you're all too busy running from agressive wildlife to help me. I hope you're all proud of yourselves. You know, if I had one half of the powers I used to--did I say powers? I meant...heavy weapons! Everyone in Indiana has very impressive gun racks. With lots of guns. They blow up all sorts of things like gorillas and tentacle monsters and zombies and...and...and...
Is that a bunny? Oh my God. There are bunnies here. No one told me there would be bunnies here. I was told there would be zombies and goats and those funny birds that like the fruity cereal and things that wanted to take away my non-existant chastity, but not bunnies.
I demand a refund.
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