I was watching an MTV "True Life" (because everyone in the real world has breast implants, do not try to convince me otherwise) about weddings. There was a groom with a thick Brooklyn accent and he was very aggressive with all of his groomsmen. Near the end of the show he spent 5 full minutes screaming things like "IF YOU FUCK UP MY WEDDING, I WILL CUT YOU!" into his cell phone when the limosuine driver was late.
lemerde, you are officially banned from using any cell phones during the week prior..or knives. Just so you know.
Speaking of banning brides and grooms to be from doing anything, I saw Sideways, which was so clever it made my brain hurt. I loved it, but am dubious that I would enjoy hanging out with many of the other people who enjoyed it. My ideal friends (why yes, I already have them, thank you!) are those that enjoy wine, and golf, and yuppy clever shite, but who do it in overalls, foul-mouthed, and in flip flops and/or stocking caps. White trash yuppies. Though
felinefury and
mythagon are quite sophisticated and stylish, but I forgive them.
Um..not that the rest of my friends aren't stylish and sophisticated...
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Okay I'm lying. XD