001 Λ Accidental Voice

[retromodel]

Location unknown. Currently scanning for identifiable landmarks. Searching... searching... searching... no landmarks found

Comments

[hacksinundies]

This is the first time I've heard a malfunction like that broadcast over the whole network. Must've been quite the scan.

[retromodel]

... running self-diagnostic program. Scanning for errors. Scanning... scanning... scan complete. No malfunction found.

[hacksinundies]

Maybe I should've phrased that one better.

[He takes a second to think this through.]

Let's just say that was a pretty long scan. Reminds me of when I needed defrag my parents' desktop.

[retromodel]

...

[hacksinundies]

[Jensen will just grin sheepishly now.]

Welcome to Somarium? [Why yes, he does sound unsure about that reply.]

[retromodel]

This location... is Somarium. Understood. Now updating database.

State spacial co-ordinates of "Somarium".

[hacksinundies]

Wish I could but I'm pretty sure you can't point this place out on a map.

[retromodel]

No spacial data exists?

[hacksinundies]

None that I know of.

[retromodel]

This is... problematic.

Priority: re-establish connection with primary command server.
Secondary: return to home.

[hacksinundies]

Good luck with both of that. I don't think anyone's found a way out of here just yet.

[retromodel]

... no way out?

[hacksinundies]

None that I know of, no. I figure there'd be a lot less people here if there was one.

[retromodel]

Lambda... cannot return. [She shivers a little.]

Secondary objective: impossible. Focus resources on primary objective.

[hacksinundies]

Something about a primary command server right?

What's that supposed to be anyway?

[retromodel]

A high-speed private information server used to communicate with administrator in real-time, to upload and recieve information, and to receive orders from administrator.

To be used in event that primary communication ars magus is non-functional.