ZooGirl818 (11:46:03 PM): goddamit arnie, it is like 11:45 at night i dont care about your friggin venonat unless you're calling me to come kick its ass again
ZooGirl (11:46:11 PM): gold/silver's phone thing can get annoying...
RetroKinetic (11:46:16 PM): haha yeah
RetroKinetic (11:46:29 PM): Especially when I forget where the trainer who called me is
ZooGirl (11:46:44 PM): there is a fisherman i accidentally gave my number to
ZooGirl (11:47:01 PM): he calls me multiple times a day to tell me how he spends more time with his goldeen than with his kids
RetroKinetic (11:47:10 PM): It's a cry for help
RetroKinetic (11:47:21 PM): He's reaching out to you.
ZooGirl (11:47:42 PM): man, i'm trying to be a pokemon master, not a friggin psychologist
ZooGirl (11:47:51 PM): i cant deal with this shit man
RetroKinetic (11:48:01 PM): Hahahaha
ZooGirl (11:48:24 PM): he's... he's just asking for too much
ZooGirl (11:48:27 PM): i barely know the guy
RetroKinetic (11:48:50 PM): but what about his family
ZooGirl (11:49:05 PM): h-he should talk to them, not me!
RetroKinetic (11:49:22 PM): HIS GOLDEEN IS THE ONLY ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS HIS PAIN
ZooGirl (11:49:23 PM): all im good for is beating up small animals!!!
ZooGirl (11:49:39 PM): he cuts his wrists with its horn...
ZooGirl (11:49:44 PM): oh god i feel terribly now
RetroKinetic (11:49:59 PM): he tried to drown himself in a puddle once
ZooGirl (11:50:17 PM): Ralph used splash.
ZooGirl (11:50:21 PM): but it failed.
ZooGirl (11:50:36 PM): man, im gonna call him now
RetroKinetic (11:50:36 PM): sob
RetroKinetic (11:50:46 PM): ahaha did I guilt trip you
ZooGirl (11:51:07 PM): "Im doing absolutely wonderful of course!"
ZooGirl (11:51:13 PM): oh god, he's in denial.
ZooGirl (11:51:18 PM): i have to get over there
RetroKinetic (11:51:20 PM): That poor man
ZooGirl (11:51:21 PM): this might be it
RetroKinetic (11:51:43 PM): Putting on a smile, when all he feels is pain inside
ZooGirl (11:51:58 PM): "but when i say "absolutely wonderful" am i talking about fishing? Am i talking about pokemon?"
ZooGirl (11:52:04 PM): HE'S TALKING IN CIRCLE, THIS IS BAD
ZooGirl (11:52:22 PM): it's apparently both.
ZooGirl (11:52:27 PM): and then he hung up.
ZooGirl (11:52:33 PM): ...
RetroKinetic (11:52:34 PM): then a gun shot
ZooGirl818 (11:52:46 PM): there really is no point going after him now
RetroKinetic (11:52:54 PM): It's in God's hands now
RetroKinetic (11:53:00 PM): or...Pokegod, I don't know
ZooGirl (11:53:15 PM): he'll fall off that dock and the river will sweep the body into the harbor at olivine
ZooGirl (11:53:26 PM): i'll keep the radio on to stay in tune with the news
RetroKinetic (11:53:42 PM): daddy's not coming home tonight ):
ZooGirl (11:53:58 PM): they'll find goldeen too
ZooGir (11:54:05 PM): he killed it, and then himself
RetroKinetic (11:54:13 PM): Of course
ZooGirl (11:54:21 PM): c-can we talk about persona again? im sad now :C
RetroKinetic (11:54:25 PM): Lol sorry!
RetroKinetic (11:54:27 PM): Um...
RetroKinetic (11:54:37 PM): That Yosuke sure is wacky
ZooGirl (11:54:49 PM): haha, h-he sure is haha
ZooGirl (11:55:00 PM): oh wait, im getting another phone call
RetroKinetic (11:55:12 PM): Is it Arnie??
ZooGirl(11:55:18 PM): SHIT! ITS THE POLICE!!!
RetroKinetic (11:55:42 PM): TELL THEM YOU KNOW NOTHING
ZooGirl (11:55:44 PM): FUCK, THEY THINK I DID IT! THAT BASTARD RALPH, I DONT KNOW WHAT HE DID BUT THEY THINK I KILLED HIM!!!
ZooGirl (11:56:09 PM): SON OF A BITCH, DONT TELL ANYONE BUT IM GOING TO GO HIDE IN THE BASEMENT OF BURNED TOWER
ZooGirl (11:56:15 PM): PLEASE BRING ME FOOD.