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So here they are...
My new shoes.
Buying new shoes is hard. My dilemma is always the same. Flats make me look short and dumpy and like my pants are 5 yards too long for me.
And platforms are uncomfortable but stylish, yet made of some unobtainable resource, which makes them incredibly rare.
The solution:
Buy the first pair of platforms you see, even if they aren't exactly what you want and have some ghastly motif on the side, otherwise face a lifetime of traumatic pant hemming disasters and looking (feeling) strangely like an overwight ompalompa.
The final solution.
(gosh that sounds bad doesnt it?)
To paint the ghastly motif black and transform the shoes into something hinting at being wild and free, yet only upon close inspection.
My new shoes.
Buying new shoes is hard. My dilemma is always the same. Flats make me look short and dumpy and like my pants are 5 yards too long for me.
And platforms are uncomfortable but stylish, yet made of some unobtainable resource, which makes them incredibly rare.
The solution:
Buy the first pair of platforms you see, even if they aren't exactly what you want and have some ghastly motif on the side, otherwise face a lifetime of traumatic pant hemming disasters and looking (feeling) strangely like an overwight ompalompa.
The final solution.
(gosh that sounds bad doesnt it?)
To paint the ghastly motif black and transform the shoes into something hinting at being wild and free, yet only upon close inspection.