the real reason for the season...
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
Last week, I recruited sliceoflife as a new cultist (30 points). In June, I rescued punklester from being sacrificed (-200 points). When the stars were right, I exposed boyinthetree to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In November, I stopped cicatrization from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (250 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
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