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Character: Noyamano Mikan.
Series: Air Gear.
Character Age: 17
Canon: In the future, Air Treck are the new frontier of extreme sports. The athletes using these super-powered roller blades are known as Storm Riders, and battle for turf and title in insane competitions against each other. Our story focuses on a group of plucky lads and lasses who are aiming to be the best of the best. Along the way the also become involved in international politics, murder, tragic romance, satanic cults, and deadly video games. This is a manga about kids on really fast wheelie shoes, we swear!
When we first meet Minami 'Ikki' Itsuki, he's living under the roof of the Noyamano sisters. Living in a house full of lovely ladies, you'd think he'd have it made- at least, until you meet the second eldest of the sisters- Mikan. As beautiful and terrible as a boot to the head, Mikan doesn't take sass from anybody. And even if your sass was a complete accident, then too damn bad, you are still getting tied up like a Thanksgiving turkey and beaten until morale improves. Or doesn't, she's not too particular. Like the rest of her sisters, Mikan is in fact a part of the feared and renowned Sleeping Forest team, where she crushes those who abuse A-T just as brutally as she does everything else in life. While she is brash, tomboyish, and violent most of the time- she does genuinely care about her family, and wants the best for them. When she isn't too busy playing video games or reading manga in the tub, of course.
Sample Post: When they told me this place was a wreck, I thought they meant some uncleaned keyboards and a few broken controllers. I didn't think they were talking pancake batter in the disc drives crap hole. This is just fucking disgraceful! I take time out of my busy schedule to come here, all ready and willing to help, and I'm greeted by a bunch of idiots who drag me to this stinking cabin with no roof? What the hell is wrong with you, did your mother drop you down a flight of stairs as a kid? Put lead paint chips in your cereal? That might explain why all your limbs are falling off, at least. And this really ain't a cutscene, so there's no way to press A ...
Alright, line up maggots, it's time to get to work on this! Everybody with arms, pick up one of the towels start cleaning off these CDs! Don't even try that 'I'm too hungry' bullshit, I will kick you right in your kidney. I already did all of the classics myself, since I don't trust you idiots with those babies. For how crappy the rest of this dump is, you've got a pretty good collection of games. Sorta like how certain character's are really shitty, but if you level them right you get a super awesome special attack that makes it worth it. But you guys have the annoying character design and voice actor to boot.
But now I'm not sure whether to leave or keep the weird pile of dating sims. I've never heard of the Delicious Melty Marcy Love Love series, and I'm not that into tentacles anyway. Oh, yeah, and everybody who doesn't have hands can get to blowing out the cartridges. Just aim them with your feet. Hey, you there! In back! Don't you even think about laughing, I see you! Believe me-I've heard every possible "blow" joke before. Stop snickering and get to work!
So, everyone got their jobs? No complaints? Great, now get on it. If I see anyone slacking off it's a fatality for them, got it? If anybody needs help or is confused about something, go ask someone else for help, I'm too busy leveling my Bidoof to 100. Don't ask me why- because I can! You wouldn't ask Link why he never talks, would you? It's just something you don't do, any idiot would know that! Now keep it down while I go find some place to grind, this might take a while. Let me just turn my DS on and I'll let you all get to work. If someone starts to fall apart in the process they can take a break, I guess. I don't want to work you that ragged.
Wait, does anyone else hear that? It sounds like someone flipped 100 360s over on their sides at once. It seems like it's coming from that mountain right outside, but it's not like it's a volcano or something. Who the hell would build a summer camp near an active volcano?
... Actually, don't answer that.
voting went here at 94.0%
Series: Air Gear.
Character Age: 17
Canon: In the future, Air Treck are the new frontier of extreme sports. The athletes using these super-powered roller blades are known as Storm Riders, and battle for turf and title in insane competitions against each other. Our story focuses on a group of plucky lads and lasses who are aiming to be the best of the best. Along the way the also become involved in international politics, murder, tragic romance, satanic cults, and deadly video games. This is a manga about kids on really fast wheelie shoes, we swear!
When we first meet Minami 'Ikki' Itsuki, he's living under the roof of the Noyamano sisters. Living in a house full of lovely ladies, you'd think he'd have it made- at least, until you meet the second eldest of the sisters- Mikan. As beautiful and terrible as a boot to the head, Mikan doesn't take sass from anybody. And even if your sass was a complete accident, then too damn bad, you are still getting tied up like a Thanksgiving turkey and beaten until morale improves. Or doesn't, she's not too particular. Like the rest of her sisters, Mikan is in fact a part of the feared and renowned Sleeping Forest team, where she crushes those who abuse A-T just as brutally as she does everything else in life. While she is brash, tomboyish, and violent most of the time- she does genuinely care about her family, and wants the best for them. When she isn't too busy playing video games or reading manga in the tub, of course.
Sample Post: When they told me this place was a wreck, I thought they meant some uncleaned keyboards and a few broken controllers. I didn't think they were talking pancake batter in the disc drives crap hole. This is just fucking disgraceful! I take time out of my busy schedule to come here, all ready and willing to help, and I'm greeted by a bunch of idiots who drag me to this stinking cabin with no roof? What the hell is wrong with you, did your mother drop you down a flight of stairs as a kid? Put lead paint chips in your cereal? That might explain why all your limbs are falling off, at least. And this really ain't a cutscene, so there's no way to press A ...
Alright, line up maggots, it's time to get to work on this! Everybody with arms, pick up one of the towels start cleaning off these CDs! Don't even try that 'I'm too hungry' bullshit, I will kick you right in your kidney. I already did all of the classics myself, since I don't trust you idiots with those babies. For how crappy the rest of this dump is, you've got a pretty good collection of games. Sorta like how certain character's are really shitty, but if you level them right you get a super awesome special attack that makes it worth it. But you guys have the annoying character design and voice actor to boot.
But now I'm not sure whether to leave or keep the weird pile of dating sims. I've never heard of the Delicious Melty Marcy Love Love series, and I'm not that into tentacles anyway. Oh, yeah, and everybody who doesn't have hands can get to blowing out the cartridges. Just aim them with your feet. Hey, you there! In back! Don't you even think about laughing, I see you! Believe me-I've heard every possible "blow" joke before. Stop snickering and get to work!
So, everyone got their jobs? No complaints? Great, now get on it. If I see anyone slacking off it's a fatality for them, got it? If anybody needs help or is confused about something, go ask someone else for help, I'm too busy leveling my Bidoof to 100. Don't ask me why- because I can! You wouldn't ask Link why he never talks, would you? It's just something you don't do, any idiot would know that! Now keep it down while I go find some place to grind, this might take a while. Let me just turn my DS on and I'll let you all get to work. If someone starts to fall apart in the process they can take a break, I guess. I don't want to work you that ragged.
Wait, does anyone else hear that? It sounds like someone flipped 100 360s over on their sides at once. It seems like it's coming from that mountain right outside, but it's not like it's a volcano or something. Who the hell would build a summer camp near an active volcano?
... Actually, don't answer that.
voting went here at 94.0%