Stolen.
Yes, I'm too lazy to link it, so deal with it. ;P
What is your name?: Patrick.
Do you like your name?: No.
If you could be a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: Jesse/Jessie?.
Age?: Sixteen.
Age you wish you were?: Old enough to be back in 5th grade...
Happy childhood?: Up and down.
Get along with your parents?: Sometimes.
Who do you tell everything to?: Hmm... whoever I feel like unloading my thoughts on to.
Are you a introvert or extrovert?: Introvert, have to get on my good side for me to be an extrovert.
What do you regret most in your life?: 5th grade, not talking enough to my first girlfriend...
What are you most proud of?: Should I be?.
Do you think you are good looking?: Haha. (no)
Who is the best looking person you know?: I don't want to make anyone jealous, so everyone.
Do they think they are good looking?: Some.
If you could change one thing about your body what would it be?: My curly hair.
Do you believe in
Aliens?: Yes.
God?: No.
Satan?: Maybe.
Miracles?: No.
Luck?: Mmm, in some aspects.
What is...
The last present someone gave you?: A bitching.
The nicest thing someone said to you?: You look handsome.
The last thing that made you sad?: Hearing some girl talk about getting lost in another guys eyes, and how he has the most beautiful smile. -.- I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ANOTHER FUCKING GUY.
happy?: Last night.
Right now...
wearing?: Those... gym short things... and that's it.
body part your touching?: Um, my elbow is touching my hip, does that count?
book your reading?: Nothing.
What's your desktop picture?: Darth Vader saying, "0wned", and three dead rebel alliance troopers saying, "Lag", "Crappy team", and "Gay map".
What's really on your mind?: Some stonger than others, but right now going to my friends to play Final Fantasy Tactics. o_o
What is one thing you want right now?: I'd say who I want, but I doubt they'd ever want me.
Favorite...
Quote: Love never destroys, it only remodels.
Place to shop: Mall...? Dur.
Place to be: Bed.
Restaurant: Hard question, anywhere with shrimp coctails... mm...
Candy: Those peanut butter eggs you get at Easter.
Weather: Rain, like when it rains but the sun is still out, so it's kinda dusky and still light, smells great, looks beautiful.
*******
Who is your Best friend?: I don't know if I have a BEST friend.
When was the last time you took a Bath?: About... somewhere around a month ago. :)
Do you like eating unBaked cake Batter?: Yes.
Do you know what a Bong is? Do you use one?: Yes, and no.
What color is your Backpack?: Green and black.
Did you watch Barney when you were little?: Yes.
Are you old enough to drink in a Bar?: No, but I could pass as old enough.
Do you like the taste of Beer? What's your Brand?: Never had it, never will.
What is your all time favorite Band?: Mudvayne.
What's your Bra size?: 50DDDDDDDD? Um, I have bobs... *checks*
*******
The Basics
Male/Female: Male.
Heterosexual/homosexual/bisexual?: Bisexual.
Are you certain of your sexual orientation?: Yes.
If not, why arn't you? If you are, how do you know?: I know because I've been with another guy.
Your age: Sixteen.
How often do you think about sex in a normal day?: Enough to keep me satisfied.
How often do you think about other sexual acts besides intercourse?: Read last question.
Have you ever had sex?: Yes, but not with who you think.
Do you like... (going on thoughts)
Vaginal sex: Yes.
Anal sex: Maybe.
Oral sex: Yes.
Fingering/handjobs: Yes.
Something not mentioned above that you like: Yes.
Which of the above do you prefer?: Oral or vaginal.
Intrests
What (if any) fetishes do you have?: None.
Do you like sexual situations with more than one person?: No.
With several people of the same sex?: No.
The opposite sex?: No.
Or even sexual situations with several people of diffrent sexes?: No...
If you haven't tried any of the above, might you in the future? Why/Why not: No, it's only for whores. (sorry if I offended anyone)
Do you have a steady partner?: No.
Do you use protection?: I've never had sex with a girl, so technically no I don't.
How important is foreplay to you: 100%
The Kiss
Do you like kissing people/a person?: Never had a kiss...
What is your favorite part of kissing?: ...
Tounge or no tounge?: ...
Where is the best place to be kissed (on your body): Where do you think?
Where is the worst place to be kissed (on your body): The asshole...?
Who do you wish you could kiss?: Not telling.
How important is kissing in a serious relationship?: I guess it would be important? I've never had a damn kiss, how am I supposed to answer these questions...
And... (again I've never had sex... so going on thoughts)
What's your favorite sexual position: Uh, the one where the girl rides you. o_o
Where is the oddest place you've ever had sex: In a toilet.
Where do you want to have sex: Anywhere? I don't care.
Would you mind if people watched?: Yes.
How important is sex in your life: Who cares, if they want sex, they can have it.
Name a fantasy you have: Weeeee.
Do you like having sex...
With toys?: ...
In the dark or light?: Dark.
Outside?: ...
In costume?: ...
In bondage?: ...
Submissive/dominate?: ...
With lubricant?: Hmmm...
Flavored condoms?: ...
With anything else unusual?: ...
Finally...
Do you like this survey?: It was ok.
What is your name?: Patrick.
Do you like your name?: No.
If you could be a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: Jesse/Jessie?.
Age?: Sixteen.
Age you wish you were?: Old enough to be back in 5th grade...
Happy childhood?: Up and down.
Get along with your parents?: Sometimes.
Who do you tell everything to?: Hmm... whoever I feel like unloading my thoughts on to.
Are you a introvert or extrovert?: Introvert, have to get on my good side for me to be an extrovert.
What do you regret most in your life?: 5th grade, not talking enough to my first girlfriend...
What are you most proud of?: Should I be?.
Do you think you are good looking?: Haha. (no)
Who is the best looking person you know?: I don't want to make anyone jealous, so everyone.
Do they think they are good looking?: Some.
If you could change one thing about your body what would it be?: My curly hair.
Do you believe in
Aliens?: Yes.
God?: No.
Satan?: Maybe.
Miracles?: No.
Luck?: Mmm, in some aspects.
What is...
The last present someone gave you?: A bitching.
The nicest thing someone said to you?: You look handsome.
The last thing that made you sad?: Hearing some girl talk about getting lost in another guys eyes, and how he has the most beautiful smile. -.- I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ANOTHER FUCKING GUY.
happy?: Last night.
Right now...
wearing?: Those... gym short things... and that's it.
body part your touching?: Um, my elbow is touching my hip, does that count?
book your reading?: Nothing.
What's your desktop picture?: Darth Vader saying, "0wned", and three dead rebel alliance troopers saying, "Lag", "Crappy team", and "Gay map".
What's really on your mind?: Some stonger than others, but right now going to my friends to play Final Fantasy Tactics. o_o
What is one thing you want right now?: I'd say who I want, but I doubt they'd ever want me.
Favorite...
Quote: Love never destroys, it only remodels.
Place to shop: Mall...? Dur.
Place to be: Bed.
Restaurant: Hard question, anywhere with shrimp coctails... mm...
Candy: Those peanut butter eggs you get at Easter.
Weather: Rain, like when it rains but the sun is still out, so it's kinda dusky and still light, smells great, looks beautiful.
*******
Who is your Best friend?: I don't know if I have a BEST friend.
When was the last time you took a Bath?: About... somewhere around a month ago. :)
Do you like eating unBaked cake Batter?: Yes.
Do you know what a Bong is? Do you use one?: Yes, and no.
What color is your Backpack?: Green and black.
Did you watch Barney when you were little?: Yes.
Are you old enough to drink in a Bar?: No, but I could pass as old enough.
Do you like the taste of Beer? What's your Brand?: Never had it, never will.
What is your all time favorite Band?: Mudvayne.
What's your Bra size?: 50DDDDDDDD? Um, I have bobs... *checks*
*******
The Basics
Male/Female: Male.
Heterosexual/homosexual/bisexual?: Bisexual.
Are you certain of your sexual orientation?: Yes.
If not, why arn't you? If you are, how do you know?: I know because I've been with another guy.
Your age: Sixteen.
How often do you think about sex in a normal day?: Enough to keep me satisfied.
How often do you think about other sexual acts besides intercourse?: Read last question.
Have you ever had sex?: Yes, but not with who you think.
Do you like... (going on thoughts)
Vaginal sex: Yes.
Anal sex: Maybe.
Oral sex: Yes.
Fingering/handjobs: Yes.
Something not mentioned above that you like: Yes.
Which of the above do you prefer?: Oral or vaginal.
Intrests
What (if any) fetishes do you have?: None.
Do you like sexual situations with more than one person?: No.
With several people of the same sex?: No.
The opposite sex?: No.
Or even sexual situations with several people of diffrent sexes?: No...
If you haven't tried any of the above, might you in the future? Why/Why not: No, it's only for whores. (sorry if I offended anyone)
Do you have a steady partner?: No.
Do you use protection?: I've never had sex with a girl, so technically no I don't.
How important is foreplay to you: 100%
The Kiss
Do you like kissing people/a person?: Never had a kiss...
What is your favorite part of kissing?: ...
Tounge or no tounge?: ...
Where is the best place to be kissed (on your body): Where do you think?
Where is the worst place to be kissed (on your body): The asshole...?
Who do you wish you could kiss?: Not telling.
How important is kissing in a serious relationship?: I guess it would be important? I've never had a damn kiss, how am I supposed to answer these questions...
And... (again I've never had sex... so going on thoughts)
What's your favorite sexual position: Uh, the one where the girl rides you. o_o
Where is the oddest place you've ever had sex: In a toilet.
Where do you want to have sex: Anywhere? I don't care.
Would you mind if people watched?: Yes.
How important is sex in your life: Who cares, if they want sex, they can have it.
Name a fantasy you have: Weeeee.
Do you like having sex...
With toys?: ...
In the dark or light?: Dark.
Outside?: ...
In costume?: ...
In bondage?: ...
Submissive/dominate?: ...
With lubricant?: Hmmm...
Flavored condoms?: ...
With anything else unusual?: ...
Finally...
Do you like this survey?: It was ok.