Apr 29, 2006 13:01
Hey, I'm about to make a new short stop-motion LEGO movie entitled "The Weary Travelers" Basically, it stars Lego people (good side and bad side) trying to find the last jewel on Earth. If the good guys, The Weary Fellowship, find it first, they will save the planet. If the bad guys, the aptly-named Society of Evil, find it first, then they will power their doomsday device to destroy the Fellowship.
It's not at all a serious movie. Normaly I would shoot it by myself, but it isn't coming out as funny as I hoped it would (I'm hoping to make it hilarious like Red vs Blue sorta humor). So, here's a list of the characters:
Fellowship-
Heero: The poorly-named hero of the story. He's probably the only sane person out of everyone else.
*Woodstock: Heero's BFF. He has horrible eye-sight and always likes to insult people.
Bart: The only black guy in the movie. Woodstock is highly racist, so he gets made fun of ALOT.
*Edit (yes, that's his name): He dressed himself up as Spider-Man and claims that he's a superhero, even though he isn't. He likes to be more dramatic and always tries to be the hero.
Society-
*Empress: A really old lady whom everyone mistakes for a man. Her goal is to find the jewel first, but she's a little psycho. She pretty much hates everyone.
Midget-Man: A midget. He is probably the most annoying one of them all, with the exception of...
Scurvy Jim: A grown man who seriously thinks he's a pirate. He spends most of his time losing limbs.
*Samsung: Sam for short. He tries to be the big tough guy, but is really a big coward. He takes credit for things other people did.
Inga: She's an assassin with a terrible lisp. She kills her victims by saying 'Mississippi' and killing them as they're laughing. She takes her job VERY seriously.
The starred characters are the ones you guys can audition for. I will be playing Heero, Bart, Midget-Man, and Scurvy Jim, but the others are fair game. Either call, AIM, or leave a message if yer interested.
"They don't heal, they EAT their wounded!"
"Just...like...chiropractors!"
-Red vs Blue (aka perfection)
Oh, and speaking of perfection, I totally just bought Final Fantasy 7: advent children!!!