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OK...My name is Kirst. I'm 30. I am a retired floozy. I have a story to tell(or a few to hide). This is my story....My snogs didn't start in Secondary school they didn't even start in Primary School(I wasn't dumped via airplane in Primary Two, I had no one to fly the plane!). My "knowledge" (tee hee) came somewhere in between sixth year("for those people who are not clever enough to leave after 5th year" Quote of "too much wax boyfriend")and finishing up in Uni in 1998.
The things that I have learned are:
(1) If your pull has a girlfriend there is no future for you snog. Don't try to con yourself with the (5 vodka) drunk "But I am a babe" talk to yourself in the toilets mirror. He is already calling his girlfriend("I am staying at X's house but I love you honey bunny") whilst you try to redo your eyeliner and lippy. Chanel/Lancome are only recognisable in the toilets with other girls. With a lad it could be collection 2000!
(2) If you do pull a lad that is friends with your friends they will tell him/her everything! This "I don't kiss and tell" (especially with friend of friends) thing is sh*t especially after 4 vodkas. If you have done rude things expect it to be common knowledge by the next weekend.
(3) Believe "all good things to those who wait". So your ex has snogged a girl that wears sling backs and sports socks...Don't chuckle at the time it was harsh! :-). There will come a time when she will be within hearing distance and you and your ex will be at the bar and it will come up in conversation. You may say "I don't care who you snog but you could have done better than that!"(you may look sympathetically at the person in question). To which he will agree and nod his head...Sweet...
(4)Don't give up on the teenage crush snogs. You can pull whoever you want it is just a matter of going about it the right way!
(5) The Horror Pulls - it happens, best to accept it. If your mates slag you off quote "An Whit?"(only if you are from the west coast)shrug your shoulders and offer to buy the next round...
Anyway the bacardi has now run dry...
Good Night
K
The things that I have learned are:
(1) If your pull has a girlfriend there is no future for you snog. Don't try to con yourself with the (5 vodka) drunk "But I am a babe" talk to yourself in the toilets mirror. He is already calling his girlfriend("I am staying at X's house but I love you honey bunny") whilst you try to redo your eyeliner and lippy. Chanel/Lancome are only recognisable in the toilets with other girls. With a lad it could be collection 2000!
(2) If you do pull a lad that is friends with your friends they will tell him/her everything! This "I don't kiss and tell" (especially with friend of friends) thing is sh*t especially after 4 vodkas. If you have done rude things expect it to be common knowledge by the next weekend.
(3) Believe "all good things to those who wait". So your ex has snogged a girl that wears sling backs and sports socks...Don't chuckle at the time it was harsh! :-). There will come a time when she will be within hearing distance and you and your ex will be at the bar and it will come up in conversation. You may say "I don't care who you snog but you could have done better than that!"(you may look sympathetically at the person in question). To which he will agree and nod his head...Sweet...
(4)Don't give up on the teenage crush snogs. You can pull whoever you want it is just a matter of going about it the right way!
(5) The Horror Pulls - it happens, best to accept it. If your mates slag you off quote "An Whit?"(only if you are from the west coast)shrug your shoulders and offer to buy the next round...
Anyway the bacardi has now run dry...
Good Night
K