Hilarity Still Ensues

[retardotron]

Last night I stood outside and talked to a girl from my building, which is really only noteworthy because we didn't know each other and I was in my underwear at the time. I had forgotten to take the rent out before bed, so in my rush I brilliantly figured I'd just dash out and stick it through the mail slot in the landlords office door. Since his

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[retardotron]

What is it with girls calling everything panties? Boys wear underwear. Geez.

Okay, there is such a thing as man-panties and I may have been convinced to wear them at some point many years ago when I was still under the impression that it was a good idea to wear tight pants, and the pair given to me may have featured metallic thread and illustrations of jungle cats, but that's not what I was wearing the other night.

[retardotron]

Mine were yellow.

[amatol]

I think I have to admit I would too have snorted giggled and generally broken down in laughter at watching any of my neighbors trying to pay rent in their skivies (though like your neighbor behind closed doors and hopefully out of earshot). And at least you were wearing a pair that showed your butt off to its full advantage! (& the junk in your trunk...and at least that wasn't doing a full salute)

[retardotron]

There's no way I would've gone outside in that condition. The crazy neighbor already acts weird enough.

Although now that I think about it, the upshot to wearing what I was rather than the boxers is that some of my boxers are missing the little button in the front, which often leads to awkward peep-show situations. It's not nearly as sexy as it sounds.

[provoca7eur]

Should have worn the boxers.
Let me just clarify, good job smarty pants.

[retardotron]

But I wanted my butt to look nice for the ladiezes.

[dahlink]

god bless the ghetto--no one would have batted an eyelash around here. i removed my top in the neighborhood hardware store earlier today (long story) and yeah, no shock whatsoever.

[retardotron]

Maybe next time you should dance? Although I suppose that might be a common occurrence as well.

[yami]

on the subject of pictures:

I do not need pictures of you in your underwear.

[retardotron]

Ya well, you've already seen me in my underwear.