Dear Diary...
Ok guys, this is it. I'm actually posting.
Why?
Because I've got a lot to say.
This is going to be a long rant about the things I hate, which you don't get to hear about often, since I usually keep them to myself. Yeah, I don't get mad, I vent my anger by using insult humor. But now it not the time for making stupid jokes. I need to say something straight out. Well, scratch that. I'm gonna milk the humor right out of this and then burn in hell for it.
First.
Drama.
Drama drama drama drama.
I'm sick and TIRED of it! People want EVERYONE else to have their eyes on them. It's just a cry for attention, people. I can understand some situations where real drama occurs, but the rest of you just steal the cheesy drama right from soap operas. Before you start busting a vein, I'm not talking to anybody inparticular. I'm just talking about drama in general, and how stupidly pointless it is. Drama = a cry for attention. That's basically it. And all this boy trouble. What the fuck is wrong with you all? "I'll never love again! Boo hoo!" Awww...shut the fuck up, I really don't care. If you think you lost your 'one and only love' at this young age, then I'd just loooove to laugh at you when you get older. Love doesn't exist at this age, nor does it really exist anymore. America has taken the concept of love and completely destroyed it. There is practically no family that hasn't had a dad or two. Love basically equals a cheap way to get sex and money. And at this age, it's just another plead for attention. "Hey, look at me! I'm loved because I have a boyfriend!" You know what? Piss off. You're gonna be dumped in a few weeks anyways, and then you'll beg for the whole world to cry for you. But I won't. I'll be laughing. Because I told you so.
Next on the list. Myspace. Jesus fucking Christ, what's the deal with that? Do people not realize that it's just a way to show off how 'cool' you are? Look at me! I've got 500 friends on my list? Beat that, shithead! Oh, and don't forget to comment on my pictures! Please, I know what that translates as. "Please tell me how pretty I am, since I blab about how ugly I look all the time and you have to tell me otherwise!" You know what that is, folks? It's another cry for attention. Myspace and Livejournal. Yup, the same exact thing. People use it to snoop on other people's lives and get some fresh gossip to talk about. And it's funny when people just check up on it every two seconds, as if someone's going to post something and you have to be the first to read and comment on it. Do you noticed that no one EVER posts anything happy? It's all, "He dumped me! Why did this happen to me?! I got grounded! Why does everyone hate me!" The answer to all of these questions is because you have no life and spend it typing up little blogs about what happened to you today. You know what? Let's describe my day.
ok so lyke today i got a papercut.
it hurt.
i'm going to post irrelevant song lyrics.
itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
There you have it. The typical post for blogs. It includes something bad, lots of pointless spaces in between sentences, and music lyrics to make sure that everyone knows you listen to cool music. Notice how no one ever posts rap music up there. No one ever says, "Yeah, I had an awesome day, and now here's some 50 Cent." Nope. That's because people who listen to rap aren't depressed fuckers who live on the computer. I know, I used to be like that, but I'm actually gaining a life now. I write and draw, do homework, and then go to bed. That's a day in my life. Most of you just sit on your lazy asses and read up on other people's lives since you have none of your own. Oh yeah. Feel that burn, bitch.
I don't feel like talking anymore. Overall, this world sucks. Look at me, I'm emo.
Why?
Because I've got a lot to say.
This is going to be a long rant about the things I hate, which you don't get to hear about often, since I usually keep them to myself. Yeah, I don't get mad, I vent my anger by using insult humor. But now it not the time for making stupid jokes. I need to say something straight out. Well, scratch that. I'm gonna milk the humor right out of this and then burn in hell for it.
First.
Drama.
Drama drama drama drama.
I'm sick and TIRED of it! People want EVERYONE else to have their eyes on them. It's just a cry for attention, people. I can understand some situations where real drama occurs, but the rest of you just steal the cheesy drama right from soap operas. Before you start busting a vein, I'm not talking to anybody inparticular. I'm just talking about drama in general, and how stupidly pointless it is. Drama = a cry for attention. That's basically it. And all this boy trouble. What the fuck is wrong with you all? "I'll never love again! Boo hoo!" Awww...shut the fuck up, I really don't care. If you think you lost your 'one and only love' at this young age, then I'd just loooove to laugh at you when you get older. Love doesn't exist at this age, nor does it really exist anymore. America has taken the concept of love and completely destroyed it. There is practically no family that hasn't had a dad or two. Love basically equals a cheap way to get sex and money. And at this age, it's just another plead for attention. "Hey, look at me! I'm loved because I have a boyfriend!" You know what? Piss off. You're gonna be dumped in a few weeks anyways, and then you'll beg for the whole world to cry for you. But I won't. I'll be laughing. Because I told you so.
Next on the list. Myspace. Jesus fucking Christ, what's the deal with that? Do people not realize that it's just a way to show off how 'cool' you are? Look at me! I've got 500 friends on my list? Beat that, shithead! Oh, and don't forget to comment on my pictures! Please, I know what that translates as. "Please tell me how pretty I am, since I blab about how ugly I look all the time and you have to tell me otherwise!" You know what that is, folks? It's another cry for attention. Myspace and Livejournal. Yup, the same exact thing. People use it to snoop on other people's lives and get some fresh gossip to talk about. And it's funny when people just check up on it every two seconds, as if someone's going to post something and you have to be the first to read and comment on it. Do you noticed that no one EVER posts anything happy? It's all, "He dumped me! Why did this happen to me?! I got grounded! Why does everyone hate me!" The answer to all of these questions is because you have no life and spend it typing up little blogs about what happened to you today. You know what? Let's describe my day.
ok so lyke today i got a papercut.
it hurt.
i'm going to post irrelevant song lyrics.
itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
There you have it. The typical post for blogs. It includes something bad, lots of pointless spaces in between sentences, and music lyrics to make sure that everyone knows you listen to cool music. Notice how no one ever posts rap music up there. No one ever says, "Yeah, I had an awesome day, and now here's some 50 Cent." Nope. That's because people who listen to rap aren't depressed fuckers who live on the computer. I know, I used to be like that, but I'm actually gaining a life now. I write and draw, do homework, and then go to bed. That's a day in my life. Most of you just sit on your lazy asses and read up on other people's lives since you have none of your own. Oh yeah. Feel that burn, bitch.
I don't feel like talking anymore. Overall, this world sucks. Look at me, I'm emo.