A NEW DAY FOR CRIME...

Jun 02, 2005 12:30

IN TODAYS EPISODE!!!

[bum bum bummm]

we return to the scene of the crime...

We left off last week just as Shaye realized her Celebrity Edition Super Starboard had been replaced with......A REGULAR ONE! [OH NOOOO!]

"GAWD! Now i'll NEVER know if im going to get any roles in HOLLYWOOD! This is worse than the time Ralice sold Tina's keychian, so Tina sold Jonny in a slave auction...and then Beth baught him...after Susie already bid like...$8,000!!! uggh....WAY WORSE than that! what am i going to DO?! I guess im just gonna have to sit on the internet 24/7 signing autographs...GAWD!"

meanwhile, at the center of the Earth...

"MUHUHAHHAHAHHA!!! Now that i have this Celebrity Edition Super Starboard i can control the continents! So that when Chalula chews through that super high tech map that i trapped her in...it will DESTROY ALL OF THE WORLD...except the center of the Earth where my top secret location is located."

[OH NO!!!! IT'S DOCTOR DAIPER CUFFS!!!]

and so..Chalula discovers...
...that the top secret agency she has been working for ALL THESE YEARS.....is none other...than the top secrect agency....that DOCTOR DAIPER CUFFS is in charge of!

[GOD SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!!!]

[to be continued...]

STAY TUNED OR YOU WIL DIE!!!

And now a breif message from the makers of CHALULA AND SHAYE'S ADVENTURES OF DOOM!

WARNING: This story contains material that may not be suitable for children and/or elder folk.
Due to the graphic nature of this plot we strongly advise the supervison of robots. No Celebrity Edition Super Starboards were harmed in the making of this story. Thank you for your cooperation. Enjoy Your Flight.
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