OH MY GAWDDD

[resultingin_war]

MAYBE IF YOU WERE CUTE SOMETIMES
AND SHAVED YOUR FACE WHEN I ASKED YOU TOO
AND YOUR ASS
AND BRUSHED YOUR TEETH 3 TIMES A DAY LIKE YOU SHOULD
AND WASHED YOUR NAPPY ASS HAIR
AND LET ME PLUCK WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANTED TO OFF YOUR BODY
AND MADE ME BREAKFAST IN BED
AND LICKED MY ASS WHEN I SAID HEY LICK MY FUCKIN ASS
ID CARE IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS

AND YEAH I WORE MAKEUP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 WEEKS TODAY
AND GUESS WHAT
I GOT NOTICED
YEAH BY A MEXICAN AT TACO BELL
THAT ATE 5 TACOS IN 15 MINUTES
AND I KNOW BECAUSE I COUNTED
BEAT THAT FOOL