what a week
so monday night i had an attack of the kidney stones again. that shit hurts. they say it is the equivalent of giving birth. so dont bitch ladies. anyways im getting excited about xmas. but im not excited about working in the freezing ass cold. my feet go numb around 930 and by 5 im lethargic. so i have to get an emg test on my shoulder on thursday. they say it involves needles and electric current. how fun is that. then i gotta get my antibiotics for my kidney infection, a side effect of the stones. i feel like a freakin 60 year old man. that reminds me of the time i watched a 60 yr old man go down a waterslide and his bathing suit flew off and i just stood there and stared at his big beautiful balls just flopping around. holy jeez i wanted to lick em. ahem.
on a lighter note, i know for sure that rich is no longer a virgo. he took his girlfriend to vegas. and he quit his job. that kid is sick. just sick. im very proud of him, but hes making me look bad because i cant afford to take peach anywhere. oh well.
well, i wish everyone that reads this a happy xmas or whatever you celebrate, if you even celebrate. except one person. nah. even you. maybe i dont hate you as much as you hate me. maybe i hate you more.
im a well wisher in that i dont wish you any specific harm.
-moe szyslak
<3 you all
love jeff
fin
on a lighter note, i know for sure that rich is no longer a virgo. he took his girlfriend to vegas. and he quit his job. that kid is sick. just sick. im very proud of him, but hes making me look bad because i cant afford to take peach anywhere. oh well.
well, i wish everyone that reads this a happy xmas or whatever you celebrate, if you even celebrate. except one person. nah. even you. maybe i dont hate you as much as you hate me. maybe i hate you more.
im a well wisher in that i dont wish you any specific harm.
-moe szyslak
<3 you all
love jeff
fin