Things could be worse...
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a
letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with
trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend.
I found real passion and he is so nice, with
all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and
Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and
that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it for us and his friends,
who are providing us with all the cocaine and
ecstasies we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to
find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I
know how to take care of myself.
Some day I'll visit for you to know your
grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's
house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the
school's report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!
letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with
trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend.
I found real passion and he is so nice, with
all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and
Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and
that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it for us and his friends,
who are providing us with all the cocaine and
ecstasies we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to
find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I
know how to take care of myself.
Some day I'll visit for you to know your
grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's
house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the
school's report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!