The funniest thing I have ever read

Dec 23, 2005 13:43

So, my parents did like all my christmas shoping for me.

Now...in order to understand the hilarity of the situation, you must first understand who my aunt is.

My aunt, is, well sadly, she's retarded. She's a 47 year old paranoid delusional schizophrenic.

On my list, as the gift I Philip Andrew Emory, have given her: Eminem.

Thats right, She's getting Eminem's CD for christmas...

I think maybe she wanted a bag of M&M's, and people just misunderstood her...
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