I've been a bad boy..
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I bought porn for relievedbymusic (-10 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole iamnosaint's purse (30 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, plasm (-5000 points). Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4281 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Restrik