Cupid enrolls in sadistic lessons held by Santa.
Yes folks it's that time of year again. Some people dread Christmas, others it's their birthday.
The day is upon us. Just 31 mins away. I am already starting to get moody.
Personally, I find this to be the most overrated day of the year. Is it because when this day comes around I always seem to be alone? Possibly. Is it because no one has ever done anything special for me on this day, possibly. Is it because I see other people being all lovey dovey, mushy, romantic? Most definately possible. Is it all that pink heart, flower giving, I love you crap that happens on this day?
I should have phrased this as a multiple choice question and had answer e: all of the above.
And to be quite honest, all I really want is just to know that I have reason to celebrate this day. Material objects are unimportant.
So listen to me cupid, you can take your Bow and those little fucking arrows and stick them up your ass.
The day is upon us. Just 31 mins away. I am already starting to get moody.
Personally, I find this to be the most overrated day of the year. Is it because when this day comes around I always seem to be alone? Possibly. Is it because no one has ever done anything special for me on this day, possibly. Is it because I see other people being all lovey dovey, mushy, romantic? Most definately possible. Is it all that pink heart, flower giving, I love you crap that happens on this day?
I should have phrased this as a multiple choice question and had answer e: all of the above.
And to be quite honest, all I really want is just to know that I have reason to celebrate this day. Material objects are unimportant.
So listen to me cupid, you can take your Bow and those little fucking arrows and stick them up your ass.