My thoughts on Merlin 3.06
I find you strategic and beautiful, Arthur.
Hey, it'd be a great match! Just think of the babies - blue skin and complementary blue eyes.
What was that? Clever Clogs? Clever Clods?
OH GOD BRAINBLEACH. GAIUS AND OLD BIDDY EYEFUCKING.
MERLIN, I AM SO OF AGREEMENT WITH YOU ON GAIUS GETTING MACKED ON.
ARTHUR, YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT. QUIT TELLING YOURSELF YOU LOVE GWEN.
Morgana, you used to love Gwen. Wasn't she part of why you started hating Uther, her father? God. QUIT DWELLING ON ARTHUR/GWEN.
Also, Katie, sorry but that hairstyle makes you look bonus evil.
BRADLEY, YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR. BUT I HATE GWEN/ARTHUR.
...that tongue was such bad CGI. Like, series 1 worthy.
"Destinies are troublesome things." (DESTINY IS CODE FOR FUCKING, YOU KNOW)
God I love advisory Merlin. That was hot.
I usually hate blondes, but damn. That princess is hot.
FUCK YOU, GWEN'S PINK DRESS. (No, I don't know why I hate it so much)
Hey, it'd be a great match! Just think of the babies - blue skin and complementary blue eyes.
What was that? Clever Clogs? Clever Clods?
OH GOD BRAINBLEACH. GAIUS AND OLD BIDDY EYEFUCKING.
MERLIN, I AM SO OF AGREEMENT WITH YOU ON GAIUS GETTING MACKED ON.
ARTHUR, YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT. QUIT TELLING YOURSELF YOU LOVE GWEN.
Morgana, you used to love Gwen. Wasn't she part of why you started hating Uther, her father? God. QUIT DWELLING ON ARTHUR/GWEN.
Also, Katie, sorry but that hairstyle makes you look bonus evil.
BRADLEY, YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR. BUT I HATE GWEN/ARTHUR.
...that tongue was such bad CGI. Like, series 1 worthy.
"Destinies are troublesome things." (DESTINY IS CODE FOR FUCKING, YOU KNOW)
God I love advisory Merlin. That was hot.
I usually hate blondes, but damn. That princess is hot.
FUCK YOU, GWEN'S PINK DRESS. (No, I don't know why I hate it so much)