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It was brought to my attention that this exists: and not as a joke.
But as a completely 100% serious musical act that is somehow popular enough to be on Warped Tour. Sure, Warped Tour may not be the most esteemed traveling musical festival these days, but I'd like to believe that anybody that owns a pair of ears is smarter than this.
Their other tune, "Get Crunked", has over 1,600,000 views on Youtube. I don't even know where to begin: the rented range rover, the awkward sixteen year old girls, the beer, the nonsensical screaming, the moviemaker neon font and effects, the hair, the *~dangerous, sexy* choking, the one guy wearing a sars mask, filming your music video on what looks like a cul-de-sac in Hidden Hills, the actual MUSIC? Are you really suggesting you get freaky? How can this possibly get any worse?
Only now I see how lucky I was. Thank you Vagrant records, thank you Fat Wreck and Punk-O-Rama compilations. Thank you Warped Tour 2000-2004 for offering some musical potential and semi-seminal rock bands. Thank you world for not letting me ever think this is acceptable.
Click to viewBut as a completely 100% serious musical act that is somehow popular enough to be on Warped Tour. Sure, Warped Tour may not be the most esteemed traveling musical festival these days, but I'd like to believe that anybody that owns a pair of ears is smarter than this.
Their other tune, "Get Crunked", has over 1,600,000 views on Youtube. I don't even know where to begin: the rented range rover, the awkward sixteen year old girls, the beer, the nonsensical screaming, the moviemaker neon font and effects, the hair, the *~dangerous, sexy* choking, the one guy wearing a sars mask, filming your music video on what looks like a cul-de-sac in Hidden Hills, the actual MUSIC? Are you really suggesting you get freaky? How can this possibly get any worse?
Only now I see how lucky I was. Thank you Vagrant records, thank you Fat Wreck and Punk-O-Rama compilations. Thank you Warped Tour 2000-2004 for offering some musical potential and semi-seminal rock bands. Thank you world for not letting me ever think this is acceptable.