This is very belated, so I'm going to put it in extra-large, bold font!
CONGRATULATIONS
fightin_the_law, on your graduation!
You are now super-educated fo' lyf in pinko commie lawyer-ish style! Awwwwww, YEAH! *pinko lawyer gang sinez!*
EVERYONE CONGRATULATE HER, EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER! 'CUZ LIKE, SHE GRADUATED WITH A MASTERS AND A LAW DEGREE! HOW INTELLIGENT OF HER!
You can represent me when I decide to sue someone or the other for cash and ninjas. Remember to always be conceptually just. *nods*