Topic #3-Lifetime Movie
Cast the Lifetime movie based on your life and tell us about it. You can give us a brief synopsis of the major plot points, tell us about the dramatic climax, or even write a scene from it. Remember this is only based loosely on the real events of your life so take as many liberties as you want with it.
Lifetime movie? C'mon! Snooze fest galore. Isn't that the channel that shows only flicks of the chick? If that is really the case I know exactly what event in my life Lifetime would exploit to their advantage. The 'leaving Anya at the altar' incident would be the major plot no doubt. And the movie wouldn't be about me, it'd be about Ahn. Ahn and her struggle to get over such a humiliating experience. It would totally be Lifetime because it could be a total man-hating escapade.
Or! If it had to be about me, it could be about losing my eye.
Trailer voice over thingy: The heroic avenger who lost his eye defending women. A modern day story of David and Goliath. A construction worker who risked it all and ended up losing his very livelihood.
I can't even finish, just way too cheesy. Y'know it's gotta be really cheesy if I think it's too cheesy.
So anyway casting is fun.
Me- Bruce Campbell (when he was younger)
Buff- Jennifer Aniston (younger, and don't kill me)
Will- Molly Ringwald (young again, because of the red hair and all)
Dawn- Jackie from that 70s show
Giles- Sir Anthony Hopkins (non-Hannibal-esque of course)
Spike- Billy Idol
Faith- I'd probably offend ya if I picked a porn star so, Michelle Rodriguez
Lifetime movie? C'mon! Snooze fest galore. Isn't that the channel that shows only flicks of the chick? If that is really the case I know exactly what event in my life Lifetime would exploit to their advantage. The 'leaving Anya at the altar' incident would be the major plot no doubt. And the movie wouldn't be about me, it'd be about Ahn. Ahn and her struggle to get over such a humiliating experience. It would totally be Lifetime because it could be a total man-hating escapade.
Or! If it had to be about me, it could be about losing my eye.
Trailer voice over thingy: The heroic avenger who lost his eye defending women. A modern day story of David and Goliath. A construction worker who risked it all and ended up losing his very livelihood.
I can't even finish, just way too cheesy. Y'know it's gotta be really cheesy if I think it's too cheesy.
So anyway casting is fun.
Me- Bruce Campbell (when he was younger)
Buff- Jennifer Aniston (younger, and don't kill me)
Will- Molly Ringwald (young again, because of the red hair and all)
Dawn- Jackie from that 70s show
Giles- Sir Anthony Hopkins (non-Hannibal-esque of course)
Spike- Billy Idol
Faith- I'd probably offend ya if I picked a porn star so, Michelle Rodriguez