Epic update
I haven't updated in too long. So- epic update about everything that has happened, ever.
The History of the Last Week or Two
An Epic Play in Several Acts,which sort of has a plot
(scenes in whatever order I feel like putting them in)
Dramatis Personae:
ME
BRITISH SPY (who is actually Korean, and is not a spy)
RUSSIAN SPY (who is neither Russian nor a spy)
K (who is capable of getting trapped in the shower)
HUMIDITIES MAJOR (I would call him Humanities Major, but why let a good misspoken stumble go to waste?)
ROOMMATE
ACT I
Scene 1: The envisioning of the apartment
Me: My, housing is expensive.
Russian spy: My, I hate my dorm.
Me: We should get an apartment! I could cook food!
British Spy: My, this rice is terrible. I hat dining hall food.
Me and Russian Spy: Join Us!
Scene 2: The Planning of Singles Awareness Night
Russian Spy: On Singles Awareness Night, Feb. 14, we will watch Stardust and eat massive amounts of chocolate.
Me: Huzzah!
British Spy: ...What if one of us is no longer single? Would they still be able to come?
Russian Spy:
Ponders
I suppose. They couldn't bring the guy along, though.
British Spy:
Carefully shows no relief
Scene 3: Movie night last week
British Spy: Hello, Humidities major!
Humidities Major: Hello, British Spy!
They hug tenderly
Me:
Would raise one eyebrow if capable
ACT II
Scene 1: The Baking of The Spice Cake
British Spy, Humidities Major, Me:
Begin to bake a cake
Humidities Major: Oh. I have class
Exit Stage Right
British Spy: So Humidities Major asked me out.
Me: Oh?
British Spy: I don't have time to go out with anyone!
Me: Oh.
British Spy: What do I do?
Me: You could... wing it?
British Spy: You always have such good advice.
Continues baking cake
British Spy: I wonder how long it will take K to figure all of this out. He walked in while we were talking.
Me: Maybe he never will.
Scene 2: The Awkward of the K (2 weeks later)
Me:
Answers phone
K: Hi. It's K.
Me: Hello.
K: Do Humidities Major and British Spy like each other?
Me: Dot dot dot.
K: Huh?
Scene 3: Gah no
Roommate:
comes back smelling like cigarettes, making the room smell bad for hours.
Me: Gah no
ACT III
Scene 1: The Apartment Cometh
Me, British Spy, Russian Spy:
Sign lease
Scene 2: Winging it
Me: How are things going with Humidities Major?
British Spy: I took your advice.
Me: Huh?
British Spy: I'm winging it. It's working well.
Me: Huzzah!
finis
The History of the Last Week or Two
An Epic Play in Several Acts,which sort of has a plot
(scenes in whatever order I feel like putting them in)
Dramatis Personae:
ME
BRITISH SPY (who is actually Korean, and is not a spy)
RUSSIAN SPY (who is neither Russian nor a spy)
K (who is capable of getting trapped in the shower)
HUMIDITIES MAJOR (I would call him Humanities Major, but why let a good misspoken stumble go to waste?)
ROOMMATE
ACT I
Scene 1: The envisioning of the apartment
Me: My, housing is expensive.
Russian spy: My, I hate my dorm.
Me: We should get an apartment! I could cook food!
British Spy: My, this rice is terrible. I hat dining hall food.
Me and Russian Spy: Join Us!
Scene 2: The Planning of Singles Awareness Night
Russian Spy: On Singles Awareness Night, Feb. 14, we will watch Stardust and eat massive amounts of chocolate.
Me: Huzzah!
British Spy: ...What if one of us is no longer single? Would they still be able to come?
Russian Spy:
Ponders
I suppose. They couldn't bring the guy along, though.
British Spy:
Carefully shows no relief
Scene 3: Movie night last week
British Spy: Hello, Humidities major!
Humidities Major: Hello, British Spy!
They hug tenderly
Me:
Would raise one eyebrow if capable
ACT II
Scene 1: The Baking of The Spice Cake
British Spy, Humidities Major, Me:
Begin to bake a cake
Humidities Major: Oh. I have class
Exit Stage Right
British Spy: So Humidities Major asked me out.
Me: Oh?
British Spy: I don't have time to go out with anyone!
Me: Oh.
British Spy: What do I do?
Me: You could... wing it?
British Spy: You always have such good advice.
Continues baking cake
British Spy: I wonder how long it will take K to figure all of this out. He walked in while we were talking.
Me: Maybe he never will.
Scene 2: The Awkward of the K (2 weeks later)
Me:
Answers phone
K: Hi. It's K.
Me: Hello.
K: Do Humidities Major and British Spy like each other?
Me: Dot dot dot.
K: Huh?
Scene 3: Gah no
Roommate:
comes back smelling like cigarettes, making the room smell bad for hours.
Me: Gah no
ACT III
Scene 1: The Apartment Cometh
Me, British Spy, Russian Spy:
Sign lease
Scene 2: Winging it
Me: How are things going with Humidities Major?
British Spy: I took your advice.
Me: Huh?
British Spy: I'm winging it. It's working well.
Me: Huzzah!
finis