Bad day
Ack! Bad day.
1.) Babysat four kids at once, for far too long, and they refused to stay in even remotely the same area. At one point, Crazy Cousin #1 decided to get out of bed and go hang out behind a tree in the backyard, and I thought he had gone missing. Received very little money. Maybe Aunt will give me more, later, as only Crazy Aunt paid me so far.
(Crazy Aunt isn't crazy, nor are Crazy Cousins 1&2. But Crazy Uncle is crazy, so I sort of applied this name to his entire family)
2.) Random creepy smoking guy hit on me while I was driving to pick up LS from her play
RCSG: Hey! You! You! Hey!
R&d: *rolls down window about half a centimeter* What?
RCSG: Yeah. There are good bars downtown. What do you say we go down and get some drinks, have some dinner?
R&d: No thanks.
RCSG: It would be easy. We could take the Metra. Meet me at that walgreens down the street, okay?
R&d: Not happening.
RCSG: Why not?
R&d: Oh, where to begin...
*does not say:*
i) You are a random creepy guy, and you smoke
ii) it is 11pm
iii) I am in my pajamas (see item ii)
iv) I am not yet 21, so your offer of intoxicating beverages is illegal
v) I am going to pick up my sister, and she would be miffed if I left her there all night
vi) Have I mentioned that you are a Creepy Smoking Guy???? And that thing in your mouth doesn't look like it's filled with tobacco, dude. And even if you didn't look/act like you were high, you still appear to be at least five years older than me
Traffic Light: Green!
R&d: *Makes sudden left turn, while RCSG continues on straight*
3. Well, I was picking LS up from her play at 11pm, which really adds to the annoyance factor right there...
-R&d