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I'VE BEEN PRIVATELY BITCHING BUT NOW THE REST OF YOU CAN SUFFER WITH ME
TONIGHT I HAD TO GO BAIL MY RETARDED COUSINS OUT OF JAIL
FOR SETTING OFF FIREWORKS FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY
IN HONG KONG
DID YOU KNOW FIREWORKS WERE ILLEGAL IN HONG KONG?
BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T
THEN THEY CALLED THE COP A TERRORIST
I WAS BUSY BUT NICE SWEET MAX HAD TO DROP EVERYTHING AND DRAG HER ASS TO DOWNTOWN TO BAIL THOSE IDIOTS OUT
BECAUSE MY TWO UNCLES WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND
AND ONCE THEY'RE OUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY TELL ME?
"WE WERE JUST BEING PATRIOTIC"
WRONG FUCKING COUNTRY
NOT EVEN A THANK YOU
I COULD HAVE BEEN MAKING OUT BUT NO I HAD TO BE AN ADULT AND SAVE THEM FROM PRISON RAPE
AND I DON'T EVEN GET A THANK YOU
TONIGHT I HAD TO GO BAIL MY RETARDED COUSINS OUT OF JAIL
FOR SETTING OFF FIREWORKS FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY
IN HONG KONG
DID YOU KNOW FIREWORKS WERE ILLEGAL IN HONG KONG?
BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T
THEN THEY CALLED THE COP A TERRORIST
I WAS BUSY BUT NICE SWEET MAX HAD TO DROP EVERYTHING AND DRAG HER ASS TO DOWNTOWN TO BAIL THOSE IDIOTS OUT
BECAUSE MY TWO UNCLES WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND
AND ONCE THEY'RE OUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY TELL ME?
"WE WERE JUST BEING PATRIOTIC"
WRONG FUCKING COUNTRY
NOT EVEN A THANK YOU
I COULD HAVE BEEN MAKING OUT BUT NO I HAD TO BE AN ADULT AND SAVE THEM FROM PRISON RAPE
AND I DON'T EVEN GET A THANK YOU