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Jun 03, 2007 20:31

[filter: Johannesburg Angels]

I had an unexpected visit from a Seal today.

Wasn't really looking to start a fight, but I'm afraid she forced me to finish it.

[filter: Kiki]

Thanks for the heads-up, hon.

[filter: private / language: French]

Pity, really.

But all's fair in love and war, right?

faolan muldoon

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[filter: Faolan] dreamingdarker June 4 2007, 01:37:43 UTC
No problem. It seems like everyone's been having a busy day today, though.

So, that makes it story time?

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[filter: Kiki] matterofluck June 4 2007, 01:53:50 UTC
Of course.

There was this guy I did a couple jobs with. We were working out of...hmm, think it was Gaberone, then?

Anyway. Guy was a big smoker, couldn't make it twenty minutes without lighting up. We used to keep a goddamned carton of his smokes in the back of the jeep, because if we were on the road for a few days we'd always manage to stop somewhere that didn't have his brand. Or in the middle of nowhere where you couldn't get any brand.

He never told me much about his background, but I guess he must've made a lot of enemies, because one day we're pulled over on some side road through east nowhere and he breaks out a new pack.

I still haven't figured out how they tampered with a sealed package still in the shrink wrap, but he lights up while I'm out on the other side of the jeep fixing a flat and the thing just explodes, right in his face.

He didn't make out as lucky as the firecracker-in-nose boy, I'm afraid. ;)

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[filter: Faolan] dreamingdarker June 4 2007, 01:58:19 UTC
Awesome. I wonder how much they had to pack into that cigarette to get it to work like that. ^^

So, have any of the new guys spoken up yet? Well, I guess they aren't exactly new.

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[filter: Kiki] matterofluck June 4 2007, 01:59:35 UTC
Not yet.

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