"she cooked my girl burger"
holy freakin shit on a jumped up cock cycle....i love carl so much right now....and by carl i mean charlie....and by charlie i mean my babys momma....i could go on for hours but i wont....and dude, leslea, who is wearing all black again, SHOCKER, is also doing that shit with the rubberbands on the outside of her clothes again.....and when she was putting the one on her leg, right up there around her crotch, she was like "i just got to work it nice and slow around these parts"......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck my ass and tell me that you love me that was some funny ass shit right there....she also was tellin me that the first thing shes gonna do when she gets to toronto and she sees a hot girl at this show shes gonna bust out an american dollar bill and fuckin snap that shit in her face and yell SKRILLA!!!!and then she says that shes gonna say, "so you see this american dollar, well its worth twenty in canadian. what do you say we go get somethin to eat?"....i love leslea....ok so why is it that, one day, it can be fifty degrees here, nice and warm, and the next day, we get six inches of snow????i hate michigan weather, it really does shove a football in my ass without any kind of lubrication....that would also explain this weird bumpy anus thing that i got goin on right now....ok that was foul, who said that shit?...for real, whoever it was, raise their hand....for real, tonight i took my brother to the video store, and, normally this trip only takes about twenty minutes, normally, well tonight, it took an hour....thats how much snow there is on the freakin roads.....goddamned snow....ok so im done for now, but soon enough youll all hear from me again.....so, goodnight and have a good day....
fuck my ass and tell me that you love me that was some funny ass shit right there....she also was tellin me that the first thing shes gonna do when she gets to toronto and she sees a hot girl at this show shes gonna bust out an american dollar bill and fuckin snap that shit in her face and yell SKRILLA!!!!and then she says that shes gonna say, "so you see this american dollar, well its worth twenty in canadian. what do you say we go get somethin to eat?"....i love leslea....ok so why is it that, one day, it can be fifty degrees here, nice and warm, and the next day, we get six inches of snow????i hate michigan weather, it really does shove a football in my ass without any kind of lubrication....that would also explain this weird bumpy anus thing that i got goin on right now....ok that was foul, who said that shit?...for real, whoever it was, raise their hand....for real, tonight i took my brother to the video store, and, normally this trip only takes about twenty minutes, normally, well tonight, it took an hour....thats how much snow there is on the freakin roads.....goddamned snow....ok so im done for now, but soon enough youll all hear from me again.....so, goodnight and have a good day....