Hypothetically if one were to take a drink every time someone mentioned George Clooney, they would be holding tightly onto the floor for support by this point
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Hypothetically if one were to take a drink every time someone mentioned George Clooney, they would be holding tightly onto the floor for support by this point.
Hence the whole drunk in an hour and half thing. It's George's favorute game to play this year. It's why you never saw Ari when they panned to George last night, he was always at the bar. *pauses*
That's so the opening of the story. I have the best crack-dealers. *pets*
Did you see Ari at the Independent Spirit Awards? He was rocking the seer-sucker.
OH! Did you see Jake go up to Jon Stewart at the very end and shake his hand? I about died! "Just wanted to say good job and don't worry George is getting very well laid. By the way here's a fifty for the intro."
OH! Did you see Jake go up to Jon Stewart at the very end and shake his hand? I about died! "Just wanted to say good job and don't worry George is getting very well laid. By the way here's a fifty for the intro."
You can't see Ari in this picture because he's out of frame, hyperventilating, yelling into his crackberry and in general scaring half of hollywood. It's fantastic. ;)
Actually, Ari has a confession to make, he was on lockdown by Mrs Ari, because their daughter was sick, so he had to call Bryan Lourd at the last minute and ask him to escort George, and to keep his fucking hands to himself.
Dude looks like Howie Mandel. *shiver* And everyone knows that the Oscars ain't nothing, it's the afterparty. Ari promised Mrs. Ari an island in the South Pacific if she let him go. She's thinking of naming it Iona George.
LOL. Ari's actually based on Ari Emanuel, who used to rep Jeremy Piven and now reps people like Michael Moore. Didn't you read Ari's autobiography? Tsk tsk. J/k. And of course it was all about the after party!.
Hence the whole drunk in an hour and half thing. It's George's favorute game to play this year. It's why you never saw Ari when they panned to George last night, he was always at the bar. *pauses*
That's so the opening of the story. I have the best crack-dealers. *pets*
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Did you see Ari at the Independent Spirit Awards? He was rocking the seer-sucker.
OH! Did you see Jake go up to Jon Stewart at the very end and shake his hand? I about died! "Just wanted to say good job and don't worry George is getting very well laid. By the way here's a fifty for the intro."
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I was like damn FANBOY!ALERT
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*giggles*
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http://pics.livejournal.com/resmin/gallery/0001691y?page=2
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http://pics.livejournal.com/resmin/gallery/0001691y?page=2
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It's an addiction I fully blame on you.
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Randomly, isn't Ari Gold based on Ed Limato?
~a lazy rm/jenn
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