For Kat.
Roommate1: *Enters apartment* "Sup, yo! I'm hizzome"
Roommate2: *blinks, stares, looks opposite direction*
R1: *walks towards fridge, opens, begins putting groceries away* "So uh, I got you your fave chips at the store. I thought you might want some... they were on sale too... here." *sets chips on table*
R2: *looks up from mandolin, stares at chips momentarily, turns back to stare at person, then looks away again*
R1: "Is something the matter? You're awfully quiet."
R2: "No."
R1: "Ya sure? I mean, they're Salt and Vinegar, dude. Salt and Mo-foin vinegar."
R2: "So?"
R1: "I just thought you might be a little more... you know, excited...? It's..."
R2: "It's just chips."
*awkward silence*
R1: *moving down by the television* "Anything on TV? I heard that the grammys will be on tonight..."
R2: *silent*
R1: "I killed my mom today."
R2: *silent*
R1: "First I will anally rape you, then you're next."
R2: *still silent, still staring*
R1: "DUDE What does it take to get into a conversation with you?"
R2: *walks out of room*
R1: "You aren't allowed back in here. If you'll look on the floor I have drawn a chalk line. This line is not to be crossed once you've gone over it. It's like the seal in The Last Crusade."
R2: *walks out of room with beer, walking outside apartment*
R1: *calling* "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THAT!!!
Roommate2: *blinks, stares, looks opposite direction*
R1: *walks towards fridge, opens, begins putting groceries away* "So uh, I got you your fave chips at the store. I thought you might want some... they were on sale too... here." *sets chips on table*
R2: *looks up from mandolin, stares at chips momentarily, turns back to stare at person, then looks away again*
R1: "Is something the matter? You're awfully quiet."
R2: "No."
R1: "Ya sure? I mean, they're Salt and Vinegar, dude. Salt and Mo-foin vinegar."
R2: "So?"
R1: "I just thought you might be a little more... you know, excited...? It's..."
R2: "It's just chips."
*awkward silence*
R1: *moving down by the television* "Anything on TV? I heard that the grammys will be on tonight..."
R2: *silent*
R1: "I killed my mom today."
R2: *silent*
R1: "First I will anally rape you, then you're next."
R2: *still silent, still staring*
R1: "DUDE What does it take to get into a conversation with you?"
R2: *walks out of room*
R1: "You aren't allowed back in here. If you'll look on the floor I have drawn a chalk line. This line is not to be crossed once you've gone over it. It's like the seal in The Last Crusade."
R2: *walks out of room with beer, walking outside apartment*
R1: *calling* "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THAT!!!