... It's funny how quickly not!Memes spread
So, gonsai had this up about his characters, and I thought I'd do it, too. Cuz. LOL IT'S AMUSING ALRIGHT.
Name: Satou Sei, the Rosa Gigantea of Lilian Girl's Academy
Orientation: ... She pretty much has a level of ascended 'Lesbian' dedicated entirely to her, according to the yuri fandom.
Partners: NO ONE. Nyeh nyeh.
Ships?: Canon: Yumi or Youko (and obviously Shiori), but honestly, if you Do It Right, I can see it working fairly well with... oh Shizuka, maybe even Kei. Oh and Shimako as long as it doesn't get too sexual because sexual Sei/Shimako squicks me the fuck out. Non!Canon: Uh. Lucy's turning into something interesting, but I think Loki's gonna throw a wrench in there. And totally not Eirin. At all. B|
Notes: Sei's an oddball; best quote I've ever read (in a fanfiction, even) about her was something along the lines of how she had a sort of 'unhinged' quality to her. And this... is very true. As far as the Japanese go, she is pretty well out there (as far as the Westerners are concerned, she's not all that bad). As it is, she needs someone fairly well grounded because she has a sort of... air of treating things either nonseriously, or acting like she does, which means catching her for long enough to claim her is hard in and of itself. And while, since I play her from the manga canon (at least her older form), it doesn't get as much into it, when she does get into a relationship, she needs someone grounded as well so she doesn't get too obsessed with it. Because, as her relationship with Shiori showed us, she really does have a tendency to do that. And it's not so creepy as the word 'obsessed' makes it sound, it was really more detrimental to herself than to Shiori in general - Shirori, in the end, did what she wanted, and Sei was the one that got hurt, badly. That being hurt, also, makes her a hard target for relationships. She is quite the wounded bird in that aspect - one who has become very good at hiding it all behind a grinning mask. Someone who can see through that would be helpful, too.
Name: Satou Sei, Rosa Gigantea en Bouton
Orientation: Asexual (Put down the pitchforks and let me explain, plz)
Partners: This is pre-Shiori, so nada.
Ships?: Again, Pre-Shiori, so nada.
Notes: Why does this get its own section? Well, because Satou Sei, 16 years old does not like anyone. Least of all, does she like herself. Now, I tend to take this part of Sei from a slight mix of the Light Novels and the Manga (The Manga for the ascended angst, the Light Novels for the better insight, overall). She's a quiet, anti-social, bookworm type to whom people are an annoyance at best. Hell, she nearly calls Youko (who at that point considered them friends. Youko, love, get out of the delusions) a plague right to her face. Oh, she likes her onee-sama, but that's only because her onee-sama (as most do) has her completely figured out and stays the fuck out of her way. It surprises not only Youko, but Sei herself when she takes an interest in Shiori, which means it's nothing she really thought about nor cared about. Hence; asexual.
Name: Rhys
Orientation: Conditionally bisexual
Ships?: I don't like any of her canon ships (because Raven turns her into THE MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER EVER); so I don't really have any in or out of her canon.
Notes: Conditionally bisexual - for all intents and purposes (and so she will claim) she is straight. However, for some reason, whenever I've pitted her against an exceptionally aggressive and assertive female whom she cannot mind-control out of her way, it just works. Perhaps it's just because despite being a powermonger she has a secret enjoyment of playing bottom, but that's just how it's worked out with how I play her. Therefore, unless you're bringing someone particularly dominant and powerful to the table, don't expect the girls to get anywhere.
Name: Demyx
Orientation: Bisexual
Ships?: In his canon? Larxene, potentially Axel if it's written well, Aerith. Out of his canon? Bring it on.
Notes: Bisexual is a bit of an understatement. Honestly, I should be calling him all but omnisexual given that I play him as a former rockstar with a case of sexual addiction. But then, I also play him older than canon says... and less of an idiot. This all seems really odd, but then, I took my opinion of Demyx from that second fight against him in Hollow Bastion where he goes evilpants and I never looked back. (I don't care what 358/2 Days says, either. He's pre-that-coming-out) In any case, he tends to pursue females more readily than males, but he's not going to say no to... practically anyone. Therefore; bring it on. He'll take just about anyone on. He's a natural bottom, so he particularly loves dominant or assertive folks of any gender. Not to say he won't or can't top, but between his natural tendencies and a prevalent case of masochism, he gets particularly fond of people who can take top and won't give it back (and he will fight for it as a test).
Name: Larxene
Orientation: Powersexual
Ships?: In-canon? Demyx, Axel, Marluxia if it's written well, and Naminé. Out of canon? Yeah.
Notes: Larxene is powerfully and violently dominant... and sadistic. Hell, in the manga she reads De Sade. This leads her to be aroused by anyone she can, essentially, dominate completely. It gets her especially hot n' bothered if it's a male-type she's doing it to because of that whole... gender difference thing (and because she's the only girl in an organization of males, which gives her something of an inferiority thing), but in the case of really passive people like Naminé, she'll just jump right on them as an attack of opportunity. That said, anyone trying to reverse it and try to her better be ready for the fight of their lives (and likely unfulfilling sex... unless they're into rape) because she will not enjoy it, nor will she allow it.
... He's 12 and has an adorable and pure crush on Kisa. That's as far as I'm going with Hiro.
Despite actually being 18 years old, Illyasviel has all the maturity (both physical and mental) of a 12 year old girl. And it's not going to get any better because canon itself said she's never hitting puberty. She's a loli, likes older guys that she can call onii-chan, and that's about as far as I get to go on her token, too.
Bet no one thought I played more than a couple characters, hn? ;p
Name: Satou Sei, the Rosa Gigantea of Lilian Girl's Academy
Orientation: ... She pretty much has a level of ascended 'Lesbian' dedicated entirely to her, according to the yuri fandom.
Partners: NO ONE. Nyeh nyeh.
Ships?: Canon: Yumi or Youko (and obviously Shiori), but honestly, if you Do It Right, I can see it working fairly well with... oh Shizuka, maybe even Kei. Oh and Shimako as long as it doesn't get too sexual because sexual Sei/Shimako squicks me the fuck out. Non!Canon: Uh. Lucy's turning into something interesting, but I think Loki's gonna throw a wrench in there. And totally not Eirin. At all. B|
Notes: Sei's an oddball; best quote I've ever read (in a fanfiction, even) about her was something along the lines of how she had a sort of 'unhinged' quality to her. And this... is very true. As far as the Japanese go, she is pretty well out there (as far as the Westerners are concerned, she's not all that bad). As it is, she needs someone fairly well grounded because she has a sort of... air of treating things either nonseriously, or acting like she does, which means catching her for long enough to claim her is hard in and of itself. And while, since I play her from the manga canon (at least her older form), it doesn't get as much into it, when she does get into a relationship, she needs someone grounded as well so she doesn't get too obsessed with it. Because, as her relationship with Shiori showed us, she really does have a tendency to do that. And it's not so creepy as the word 'obsessed' makes it sound, it was really more detrimental to herself than to Shiori in general - Shirori, in the end, did what she wanted, and Sei was the one that got hurt, badly. That being hurt, also, makes her a hard target for relationships. She is quite the wounded bird in that aspect - one who has become very good at hiding it all behind a grinning mask. Someone who can see through that would be helpful, too.
Name: Satou Sei, Rosa Gigantea en Bouton
Orientation: Asexual (Put down the pitchforks and let me explain, plz)
Partners: This is pre-Shiori, so nada.
Ships?: Again, Pre-Shiori, so nada.
Notes: Why does this get its own section? Well, because Satou Sei, 16 years old does not like anyone. Least of all, does she like herself. Now, I tend to take this part of Sei from a slight mix of the Light Novels and the Manga (The Manga for the ascended angst, the Light Novels for the better insight, overall). She's a quiet, anti-social, bookworm type to whom people are an annoyance at best. Hell, she nearly calls Youko (who at that point considered them friends. Youko, love, get out of the delusions) a plague right to her face. Oh, she likes her onee-sama, but that's only because her onee-sama (as most do) has her completely figured out and stays the fuck out of her way. It surprises not only Youko, but Sei herself when she takes an interest in Shiori, which means it's nothing she really thought about nor cared about. Hence; asexual.
Name: Rhys
Orientation: Conditionally bisexual
Ships?: I don't like any of her canon ships (because Raven turns her into THE MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER EVER); so I don't really have any in or out of her canon.
Notes: Conditionally bisexual - for all intents and purposes (and so she will claim) she is straight. However, for some reason, whenever I've pitted her against an exceptionally aggressive and assertive female whom she cannot mind-control out of her way, it just works. Perhaps it's just because despite being a powermonger she has a secret enjoyment of playing bottom, but that's just how it's worked out with how I play her. Therefore, unless you're bringing someone particularly dominant and powerful to the table, don't expect the girls to get anywhere.
Name: Demyx
Orientation: Bisexual
Ships?: In his canon? Larxene, potentially Axel if it's written well, Aerith. Out of his canon? Bring it on.
Notes: Bisexual is a bit of an understatement. Honestly, I should be calling him all but omnisexual given that I play him as a former rockstar with a case of sexual addiction. But then, I also play him older than canon says... and less of an idiot. This all seems really odd, but then, I took my opinion of Demyx from that second fight against him in Hollow Bastion where he goes evilpants and I never looked back. (I don't care what 358/2 Days says, either. He's pre-that-coming-out) In any case, he tends to pursue females more readily than males, but he's not going to say no to... practically anyone. Therefore; bring it on. He'll take just about anyone on. He's a natural bottom, so he particularly loves dominant or assertive folks of any gender. Not to say he won't or can't top, but between his natural tendencies and a prevalent case of masochism, he gets particularly fond of people who can take top and won't give it back (and he will fight for it as a test).
Name: Larxene
Orientation: Powersexual
Ships?: In-canon? Demyx, Axel, Marluxia if it's written well, and Naminé. Out of canon? Yeah.
Notes: Larxene is powerfully and violently dominant... and sadistic. Hell, in the manga she reads De Sade. This leads her to be aroused by anyone she can, essentially, dominate completely. It gets her especially hot n' bothered if it's a male-type she's doing it to because of that whole... gender difference thing (and because she's the only girl in an organization of males, which gives her something of an inferiority thing), but in the case of really passive people like Naminé, she'll just jump right on them as an attack of opportunity. That said, anyone trying to reverse it and try to her better be ready for the fight of their lives (and likely unfulfilling sex... unless they're into rape) because she will not enjoy it, nor will she allow it.
... He's 12 and has an adorable and pure crush on Kisa. That's as far as I'm going with Hiro.
Despite actually being 18 years old, Illyasviel has all the maturity (both physical and mental) of a 12 year old girl. And it's not going to get any better because canon itself said she's never hitting puberty. She's a loli, likes older guys that she can call onii-chan, and that's about as far as I get to go on her token, too.
Bet no one thought I played more than a couple characters, hn? ;p