Did you mean micropumps?

May 27, 2010 10:01

The #1 hit for a micropups Google Search is . . . Implantable Rodent Pump. What?This implantable infusion pump uses a patented, microprocessor controlled peristalsis mechanism for accurate controlled flow. It is the only implantable and programmable pump for small laboratory animals. iPRECIO® can infuse fluids continuously for as long as six months and it can refilled via a percutaneously accessible port.
Sound familiar? That's because it is EXACTLY THE SAME as the original concept of micropups! Don't believe me? Check out the first of four equally applicable and correction definitions of micropups!Incredibly cute, tiny, loving puppies that are scientifically engineered to live inside of bullets. When shot into human flesh, micropups exit the bullets and eat their way through organs and skin, effectively destroying any evidence of that person's existence. Most victims laugh hysterically before being devoured. Apparently, it's quite a ticklish sensation.

"Man, that motherfucker got shot with a micropups bullet. What a way to go."
They stole my idea! I demand remuneration! jphotog, you are entitled to half of our settlement! Let the lawsuit begin!

Srsly, though. Implantable Rodent Pump? Really?
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