.oo3 // You know they've seen the fork...

[resjudicata]

Muggles are terrifying.
They chase after people with pitchforks for no reason!

I was walking quietly not causing any disturbance, and suddenly it attacked me!
He had bad teeth, and smelled awfully.

I didn't appreciate it.

Comments

[dipsomaniacelt]

I'd chase yeh with a pitchfork, too...

[resjudicata]

Yes, I have no doubt you would.
Trouble is, you'd be hexed before you could get to the pitchfork.

[dipsomaniacelt]

By who, you?

[resjudicata]

Yes, actually!
How perceptive of you.

[dipsomaniacelt]

You couldn't hit the broad side of your mum's arse, Malfoy.

[resjudicata]

You're right!
I could do no such thing- it would be much too disrespectful.