do we have "sucker" written on our faces or what?

Mar 31, 2009 23:06

So now healthy,formerly dying of cancer uncle moves out and we're all Yay!!We got our craftroom back!!!  This morning we get a call "Hey come pick me up in Clearwater!!  from one of my mom's other brothers. We're all WTF mate?! He said last year he was coming sometime for a visit but then he shows up out of the blue with apparently no where else to go and some golfball sized lumps on his body. Enter cancer uncle #2. Yeahhh,pretty sure this one just moved in with us.None of the brothers really like each other and he has this grand idea of moving in with cancer uncle#1 who still hasnt gotten an apartment because he keeps wasting all his money on gizmos and other shot while mooching off of my uncle Dave.Same exact way he mooched off of us and now we seem to have traded one mooching bastard for another,But here's the real kicker....he's a drunk as well!!! I get home this morning,I have no idea he's coming and my Mom calls and tells me to vacuum the house,Al will be here in an hour.Im all "Wut!?!?!" I walk in the front door and allllll the liquor in the house is being pulled out from behind the bar. I ask why and mom says she's hiding it in her room,deep in the closet.I ask Is he really that bad? Yes yes he is.First thing he does when he arrives is drink all the beers in the fridge without even batting an eyelash.Heaven forbid he finds that vintage  scotch.

TL:DR-got another uncle living with us,likely with cancer,arrived out of the blue IS A FUCKING DRUNK :<

Im really starting to think I have bad karma...not horribly bad karma.Just enough to make my life an annoying,cramped mess in which I have to tiptoe around too many people in one house while trying to keep my mouth from getting the best of me because I do not seem to have a brain goalie for things that piss me off like fucking FREELOADING DRUNKS AND ASSHOLES!!!!!

This is asshole #3 by the way-1# cousin Clay #2 Uncle Joe #3 Uncle Al and all of them on mom's side of the family.All the men are weak weak people.
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