Biggest Retard Alive
Hi guys I am the biggest retard alive, I wore contacts on Friday, and pulled an all-nighter, left school at 6 am and crashed on the bed when I reached home after removing contacts.
Little did I know that I only removed my right eye contacts and not my left. So I spent the whole of Saturday wearing contacts, thinking my vision was blur because I was tired. When I closed my right eye, I thought to myself "Hey my left eye vision seems to be improving!!!" and smiled to myself like a retard.
Until Sunday night when I tried to wear contacts again, I suddenly felt that I was wearing double layer contacts, only to attempt to remove the left eye one to find out that THERE WERE TWO CONTACTS ON MY HAND.
Haha someone give me an award I am a fucking genius.
Little did I know that I only removed my right eye contacts and not my left. So I spent the whole of Saturday wearing contacts, thinking my vision was blur because I was tired. When I closed my right eye, I thought to myself "Hey my left eye vision seems to be improving!!!" and smiled to myself like a retard.
Until Sunday night when I tried to wear contacts again, I suddenly felt that I was wearing double layer contacts, only to attempt to remove the left eye one to find out that THERE WERE TWO CONTACTS ON MY HAND.
Haha someone give me an award I am a fucking genius.