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[residualbliss]

The best way to eat a nectarine is to slice it with a long sharp knife; not core it the way you might an apple after you'd cut it in half, but the way you'd slice a loaf of bread, taking care to carve around the pit. Biting into a soft, ripe nectarine is a carnal, messy, drippy-and-then-sticky ordeal I'd prefer to leave shrouded in euphemism and

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[crueltywhite]

ok i either missed an extended metaphor or you're allergic to fruit? I don't think i've ever heard of that.

and you should keep epinephrine around cuz i hear its the next big party drug.

weird but true

[residualbliss]

fruit allergies are common enough. bananas... apples... stuff...

Re: weird but true

[crueltywhite]

but it's topical? i know people will have bad digestive reactions to just about everything, but i've never heard of a topical reaction not caused by or unaccompanied by ingestion.

actually, are nut allergies bad about this?

Re: weird but true

[residualbliss]

*shrug* apparently it happens. you know how sensitive and vulnerable my skin is... tho i doubt i'm the only one who has a topical reaction. i think ronniegurl gets it too.